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There was once a satyr named... Stan. Yeah. Anyway, Stan was very different from other satyrs. You see, he suffered from ED. This made all of the other satyrs, with their perpetual erections and abilities to balance cups of wine on said erections, to make fun of him constantly (think Rudolph, but not a bastardized mix of Judaism, Paganism, and Christianity). Even the satyr named Phil, the one who trained Hercules and had a penis so small it wasn't visible to the naked eye, was more popular than Stan.

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rdfs:label	A Satyr's Tragedy
rdfs:comment	There was once a satyr named... Stan. Yeah. Anyway, Stan was very different from other satyrs. You see, he suffered from ED. This made all of the other satyrs, with their perpetual erections and abilities to balance cups of wine on said erections, to make fun of him constantly (think Rudolph, but not a bastardized mix of Judaism, Paganism, and Christianity). Even the satyr named Phil, the one who trained Hercules and had a penis so small it wasn't visible to the naked eye, was more popular than Stan.
dcterms:subject	Mythology Greek culture Sad
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Message	Before I tell the story, it is imperative I explain what a Satyr is, as the public school system doesn't believe in teaching all kids about Greek Gods, any more. Blame McCartneyism. I do. Anyway, according to Greek mythology, satyrs are the male companions of Pan and Dionysus that roamed the woods and mountains. They were often associated with sex drive and apparently had perpetual erections. I know. It's fucking magical or something.
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abstract	There was once a satyr named... Stan. Yeah. Anyway, Stan was very different from other satyrs. You see, he suffered from ED. This made all of the other satyrs, with their perpetual erections and abilities to balance cups of wine on said erections, to make fun of him constantly (think Rudolph, but not a bastardized mix of Judaism, Paganism, and Christianity). Even the satyr named Phil, the one who trained Hercules and had a penis so small it wasn't visible to the naked eye, was more popular than Stan.

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