Jonathan Pimp Agnew (nicknamed "Tony Blair", "Swaggers") is a well hard French lapdancer and former professional cricketer that often likes to startle ocelots. He is also credited with the invention of the Pot Noodle and his favourite flavour is the Bombay Bad Boy He has eliminated beans and brussels from his diet as they give him digestive problems. He is roughly 100 foot tall, can fly and is credited with discovering the Earth is not a flat board balanced on the back of a giant turtle.
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