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The land of the Teuchter Scots is located in the mostly uninhabitable regions of the north of Scotland. The scenery is mountainous and sparsely populated. These small communities have often been accused of looking "inward" to sustain themselves and the Teuchters often share an uncomfortable level of 'similarities' with eachother. ~ Simon Schama, a personal account from his trip to Aldi in Inverness

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  • The land of the Teuchter Scots is located in the mostly uninhabitable regions of the north of Scotland. The scenery is mountainous and sparsely populated. These small communities have often been accused of looking "inward" to sustain themselves and the Teuchters often share an uncomfortable level of 'similarities' with eachother. ~ Simon Schama, a personal account from his trip to Aldi in Inverness
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  • The land of the Teuchter Scots is located in the mostly uninhabitable regions of the north of Scotland. The scenery is mountainous and sparsely populated. These small communities have often been accused of looking "inward" to sustain themselves and the Teuchters often share an uncomfortable level of 'similarities' with eachother. ~ Simon Schama, a personal account from his trip to Aldi in Inverness Initially the Teuchters ruled Scotland as far back as anyone cares to look on Wikipedia for. During this time in Scotland, they thwarted the ambitions of Scandinavia, Rome and any other idiots foolish enough to mess with them. Rather surprisingly however, the crumpet eating Limeys gave them a kicking, taking advantage of their dithering nature and broke up their clans and since then the English have had something of an 'image problem' in Scotland. Not to put to fine a point on it there was also a some ethnic cleansing done by the mincing invaders. This has led to an almost instinctive drive for independence from Great Britain and for the Teuchters to "rapidly decommission the nukes on the Clyde."[#endnote_Clyde] The weather is poor explaining the rickets and high unemployment for the Teuchters. They do catch a lot of fish however due to the practice of dynamiting the Lochs and this high fish production was a major export until the European Union tried to stop such reckless barbarity. The EU has announced that it will not continue to uphold the line with the "crazy Scots who keep lobbing rocks at us whilst running at us in blue body paint" without a NATO led operation.
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