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  • :Roger: Snow globe! [shakes Klaus' fishbowl vigorously] :Klaus: No! Nooooo! ---- :Stan: What? I eat here every day before I go home because I can't stand my wife's cooking. What, you never lie to your wife? :Waitress: Sir, I'm a woman. :Stan: Of course. I should have noticed you are clearly pregnant. :Waitress: No, I'm not. :Stan: Of course you're not, you're far too old to be pregnant. :Waitress: I'm twenty-three. :Stan: Well, I would apologize to you if you didn't look like a fat old man. ---- :Francine: Stop talking fish. ---- :Klaus: If you can't find me, check the pantry. I go in there to eat baking chocolate and cry sometimes. ---- :Steve: Au revior, les enfants! That means, "fuck you!" ---- :Klaus: Time for Klaus to show how much of a man he really is. [after attempting to sex with the hooker as a fish, Klaus is crying] I'M NOT VERY MUCH OF A MAN!! ---- :Roger: Hear an IED blew a troop transport over on it's side yesterday? :Soldier: Yes Sarge! :Roger: On the god-dang main road! 'Till they get a boomerang anti-sniper system on that som'bitch, I'd rather drag ass through the streets on foot!
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