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| - There comes a time in every straight girl's and gay boy's life when they realize that they are fond of people who have testicles. It could happen in kindergarten, when that veritable Prince Charming lets you play with the Play-Doh he didn't stick up his nose. It could happen in third grade, when little Jimmy tells the whole class that he loves to masturbate, and Ms. Higgins has to call little Jimmy's hippie parents to schedule a meeting about appropriate child-rearing, and you fall in love with little Jimmy before he transfers to a Montessori school because you think the term "masturbate" has to do with horsies. It could happen at the junior high dance, where it's too dark for you to notice your dance partner's disgusting acne, and your dance partner is too drunk from that can of beer he a
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| - There comes a time in every straight girl's and gay boy's life when they realize that they are fond of people who have testicles. It could happen in kindergarten, when that veritable Prince Charming lets you play with the Play-Doh he didn't stick up his nose. It could happen in third grade, when little Jimmy tells the whole class that he loves to masturbate, and Ms. Higgins has to call little Jimmy's hippie parents to schedule a meeting about appropriate child-rearing, and you fall in love with little Jimmy before he transfers to a Montessori school because you think the term "masturbate" has to do with horsies. It could happen at the junior high dance, where it's too dark for you to notice your dance partner's disgusting acne, and your dance partner is too drunk from that can of beer he and his friend stole from his Dad's fridge in the cellar and drank in the parking lot to notice how fat you are. Don't worry, though, you're not fat anymore. The point is, it could happen. You could like boys. Some girls go through a period where they attempt to cultivate a sexual interest in other girls, but this is just a cheap ruse used to plant sexual thoughts into boys' heads, because everyone knows that when two (or more!) girls kiss and rub each other's bodies, it's Erection City, and if you give a guy a boner, he will marry you. This phenomenon is separate from girls who are lesbians who want nothing to do with boners. Lesbians, in turn, are separate from gay guys, who love boners. At any rate, once you decide that you like boys (and their boners), you may find yourself wanting a boyfriend. Image:Mt rushmore.jpg
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