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In the days of Nicholas IIVI the Belarus and Ukraine were gently encouraged by means of wholesale slaughter to become part of Mother Russia. The Dnieper River, into which the Pripyat flows, soon became a great artery of commerce and an important caviar fishery. Despite Hitler's distribution of cyanide-laced bath salts the peasants won in the end. A nuclear meltdown ensued.

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  • In the days of Nicholas IIVI the Belarus and Ukraine were gently encouraged by means of wholesale slaughter to become part of Mother Russia. The Dnieper River, into which the Pripyat flows, soon became a great artery of commerce and an important caviar fishery. Despite Hitler's distribution of cyanide-laced bath salts the peasants won in the end. A nuclear meltdown ensued.
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  • 2008-08-15(xsd:date)
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  • In the days of Nicholas IIVI the Belarus and Ukraine were gently encouraged by means of wholesale slaughter to become part of Mother Russia. The Dnieper River, into which the Pripyat flows, soon became a great artery of commerce and an important caviar fishery. However with the communist revolution and the rise of Stalinism the revolting peasants ceased washing their feet, and the region attained a reputation for corruption and athletes' foot. During WWII the Nazis occupied Chernobyl and used the Pripyat River for ethnic cleansing. The ethnic peasants were not amused and resisted forced foot-bathing to the end. Despite Hitler's distribution of cyanide-laced bath salts the peasants won in the end. In the 1960s the Supreme Soviet chose Chernobyl as the site of a nuclear powerplant and a cabbage-pickling factory. However, in 1986 the cabbage factory exploded, caught fire, collapsed, and -- washed across town on a wave of vinegar-and-vodka pickling brine -- smashed into Chernobyl Reactor Number 4. A nuclear meltdown ensued. The whole region along the lower Pripyat River has become a radioactive wasteland, where mutant creatures the size of Volkswagons roam through tangled jungles of genetic perversion. The few humans who remain display a bewildering variety of radiation-induced diseases, including giganto-priapism, polyplasia, cerebral hypertrophy, and multiple-brain syndrome. You would not believe the number of cock shock cases we see. The world stands aghast at the horrible cost of the Chernobyl disaster Nyet! Nyet! Is all lies being told. Reactionary свиньи -- swine -- are telling these bad lies about natural paradise of wonderment along beautiful Pripyat River. Now we plain simple Belorussian citoyens are telling you the truths about this natural wonderland of beautiful natural wonderments without indulging in any probaganda from туристская доска at all.
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