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| - A splode is the process of explosion but not in a “ka-blooey” way but rather a "ka-gooey" one. Most a splosions come from the butt . A splosions occur from a buildup of a high outward force (such as where there is too much confusion). A splosions are (naturally) rare and beautiful events, much like the event horizon of a black hole, but less boring. Thornton Wilder was secretly an explodologist, and he sneaked his own Deadly Splosion theory into his play, Our Town: "Y'know what I think, George? I think the moon's getting nearer and nearer, and there's gonna be a big a splosion!"
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| - A splode is the process of explosion but not in a “ka-blooey” way but rather a "ka-gooey" one. Most a splosions come from the butt . A splosions occur from a buildup of a high outward force (such as where there is too much confusion). A splosions are (naturally) rare and beautiful events, much like the event horizon of a black hole, but less boring. The discovery of a splosions dates back to the 1900s when explodologists were developing a new form of rapid expanding energy force . Explodologists had been experimenting with explosions to develop a replacement for the common horse. They found that when materials that normally did not react with organic material, such as snacks and people, would a splode if the mass of the objects were a prime number. The explodologists named this reaction the I Can See it A Splode Principle. They could not determine why this happened due to the lack of technology. While explodologists worked further into researching the cause of a splosions, scientists researched into historical accounts of a splode. The earliest record of a sploding dates back to the Triassic period. There was a hypothesis that, in addition to the possible asteroid, a splode played a role in the extinction of many animals. Many animals may have suffered spontaneous a splosions (See spontaneous a splosions below). Thornton Wilder was secretly an explodologist, and he sneaked his own Deadly Splosion theory into his play, Our Town: "Y'know what I think, George? I think the moon's getting nearer and nearer, and there's gonna be a big a splosion!" Recent studies show that this would cause the whole planet to a splode, making an a splosion that would a splode everything that can possibly be a sploded ever. During the 1950's, the microwave oven was developed and sold to many households. Some users microwaved food that was non-porous or microwaved a glass of water. When taken out of the microwave, users placed the food or glass of water on the table. As they did this, the food or glass of water seemed to miraculously a splode! The scientific community was astonished that they may have discovered the cause of a splode. However, when thorough research was performed, a conspiracy was uncovered, involving ducks, a Great White Shark and Nazi Dolphins who were plotting to take over the world by introducing a device that would cause food to a splode (such as the famous A Sploding Pie), which in turn would generate enough laughter and hilarity to destabilize and a splode the world. Another recent exploration of a splosionating is credited to Deidara (see: Transvestite) seen in the anime Naruto (see: crap). He causes peoples who cannot comprehend his 1337 art to a splode into 10 bonors. Also, he/she is subject to butthurt from fangirls. Today, we know the cause of a splosions thanks to greatly improved scientific equipment and resources (such as the computer and Uncyclopedia). It is NOT, and I mean, NOT to be confused with "GO BANG!!" which simply explodes in a non-ka-blooey but equally childish way. E.G.: "Oscar Wilde GO BANG!!"
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