Yes, that's right. I have way too much time on my hands and have decided to create a page about nothing. WHAT?! YOU MEAN PAGES ABOUT NOTHING ALREADY EXIST?! DAMN YOU, BLOGGERS! Seeing as there's no point me sticking around, I suppose I may as well commit honourable death like the samurai of Japan did...does any body have a sword? No? Well, I suppose this chainsaw will do...OH GOD! I DROPPED IT ON MY LEG! ARRGH! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FEW TISSUES? IT'S JUST THAT THE BLOOD'S MADE MY HANDS QUITE SLIPPERY AND I CAN'T GRIP THE CHAINSAW! Oh, hi Mum. What? Why is my leg missing? Oh, I accidentally cut it off. Yes Mum. Nine times? No, this is only my eighth suicide attempt this week! Oh, you're counting sitting in the rubbish bin while they empty it into the truck with a bag on my head as two? Ah, rig
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| - Yes, that's right. I have way too much time on my hands and have decided to create a page about nothing. WHAT?! YOU MEAN PAGES ABOUT NOTHING ALREADY EXIST?! DAMN YOU, BLOGGERS! Seeing as there's no point me sticking around, I suppose I may as well commit honourable death like the samurai of Japan did...does any body have a sword? No? Well, I suppose this chainsaw will do...OH GOD! I DROPPED IT ON MY LEG! ARRGH! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FEW TISSUES? IT'S JUST THAT THE BLOOD'S MADE MY HANDS QUITE SLIPPERY AND I CAN'T GRIP THE CHAINSAW! Oh, hi Mum. What? Why is my leg missing? Oh, I accidentally cut it off. Yes Mum. Nine times? No, this is only my eighth suicide attempt this week! Oh, you're counting sitting in the rubbish bin while they empty it into the truck with a bag on my head as two? Ah, right. I suppose the bag could have killed me alone. Fair enough. Could you fetch me a bag? I need to put my leg in it. What? Get it myself? WHY? What do you mean, 'I should have thought of that before I cut it off?' It was an ACCIDENT! I didn't MEAN to cut it off! Yes, I KNOW I should take some responsibility once in a while! Can't we talk about this some other time?! I'm about to black out from blood lo-THWUMP!
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