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| - Semicolon is the dreaded arch-nemisis of Mr. Period.
- This is a semicolon. it is like a colon, only this happens to be a colon's OFFSPRING. a female semicolon, or "Comma" can be found in some other dimension. a male semicolon tends to have what can only be described as balls. well, ball. as you can see, a semicolon only has ONE ball, whereas a male Colon has TWO. female colons are just large dots, or Full Stops. also, you can find a different kind of colon in youre face. i have been informed that the other kind of colon is in your... err... what was it... willy, i think it was... enjoy this nice picture of a semicolon, before the movie starts.
- The semicolon is a flip flopping grammatical punctuation. Half comma, half colon, it is the love child of poorly framed sentences, and the ugly, unloved cousin of the conjunction. It's notorious indecision and bookworminess make it the favorite punctuation of factonistas, liberals and Hate America Firsters.
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| - Semicolon is the dreaded arch-nemisis of Mr. Period.
- This is a semicolon. it is like a colon, only this happens to be a colon's OFFSPRING. a female semicolon, or "Comma" can be found in some other dimension. a male semicolon tends to have what can only be described as balls. well, ball. as you can see, a semicolon only has ONE ball, whereas a male Colon has TWO. female colons are just large dots, or Full Stops. also, you can find a different kind of colon in youre face. i have been informed that the other kind of colon is in your... err... what was it... willy, i think it was... SORRY FOR THE LOUSY NARRATION. THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE HAS BEEN SHOT. WE CONTINUE THIS PUBLIC SERVICE, BY SHOWING YOU A SCALE MODEL OF A BAT. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A... enjoy this nice picture of a semicolon, before the movie starts. sorry. there are only me, and my boss, left. there will be no more int... inter... interup... disruptions. here is what a semicolon looks like. .. ........ .......... .......... ........ .. .. ........ .......... .......... ........ .... ... .. Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby... get ourselves some snacks! boom!
- The semicolon is a flip flopping grammatical punctuation. Half comma, half colon, it is the love child of poorly framed sentences, and the ugly, unloved cousin of the conjunction. It's notorious indecision and bookworminess make it the favorite punctuation of factonistas, liberals and Hate America Firsters. ~ Stephen Colbert July 26th, 2007 Image:WWTS1sted1.png "Semicolon"is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click . This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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