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Helmet is a polka band created by mongoloid Page Hamilton in 1989, with the help of his personal care provider. Over the years, the members that have been picked out for the band have either died, become progressively worse in their disabilities, or simply "acted out" in the form of self-defecation, temper tantrums, or things of that nature. Causing their place in the lineup to be compromised. As of 2009, as a result of these incidents, Hamilton is the only consistent member. Though, as he has approached the age of 50, he, himself, is expected to die soon. He can't win for losing. So needless to say, the clock is ticking...

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  • Helmet is a polka band created by mongoloid Page Hamilton in 1989, with the help of his personal care provider. Over the years, the members that have been picked out for the band have either died, become progressively worse in their disabilities, or simply "acted out" in the form of self-defecation, temper tantrums, or things of that nature. Causing their place in the lineup to be compromised. As of 2009, as a result of these incidents, Hamilton is the only consistent member. Though, as he has approached the age of 50, he, himself, is expected to die soon. He can't win for losing. So needless to say, the clock is ticking...
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  • Helmet is a polka band created by mongoloid Page Hamilton in 1989, with the help of his personal care provider. Over the years, the members that have been picked out for the band have either died, become progressively worse in their disabilities, or simply "acted out" in the form of self-defecation, temper tantrums, or things of that nature. Causing their place in the lineup to be compromised. As of 2009, as a result of these incidents, Hamilton is the only consistent member. Though, as he has approached the age of 50, he, himself, is expected to die soon. He can't win for losing. So needless to say, the clock is ticking...
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