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Antifa, or 'Anti-Fatigue' is a energy drink sold in convenience stores across the world. Enjoyed by the employed and college students alike, Antifa contains both caffeine and sugar to deliver the kick one needs to pull through an all-nighter. Antifa also contains water, which may or may not actually do anything and therefore is also ideal as a supplement as a homeopathic cure for political impotence. Antifa should not be confused with Dr. Pepper Spray.

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  • Antifa, or 'Anti-Fatigue' is a energy drink sold in convenience stores across the world. Enjoyed by the employed and college students alike, Antifa contains both caffeine and sugar to deliver the kick one needs to pull through an all-nighter. Antifa also contains water, which may or may not actually do anything and therefore is also ideal as a supplement as a homeopathic cure for political impotence. Antifa should not be confused with Dr. Pepper Spray.
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  • Antifa, or 'Anti-Fatigue' is a energy drink sold in convenience stores across the world. Enjoyed by the employed and college students alike, Antifa contains both caffeine and sugar to deliver the kick one needs to pull through an all-nighter. Antifa also contains water, which may or may not actually do anything and therefore is also ideal as a supplement as a homeopathic cure for political impotence. A well-known drawback of Antifa is its side effect: Antifa will encourage hair growth - everywhere. Beards will have to be trimmed constantly and legs and private parts waxed regularly if you want to avoid people pointing at you on the beach. These byproducts are common knowledge but medically suppressed by respected scientists as they stand to benefit from the sale and distribution of Antifa. Antifa should not be confused with Dr. Pepper Spray.
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