:Bystander at the Nativity scene: Jesus was white!
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:Cleveland: Welcome to the party over here, pal.
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:Cleveland Jr.: Will you tell us the sequel next Christmas, Dad?
:Cleveland: Let's wait and see how the internet responds to this one first.
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:Cleveland: Scooby-dooby-Doo, motherfucker!!
:Lester: I'm sorry, we didn't catch that. There was a long beep at the end of your sentence.
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:Federline: Oh my God, I'm the first rapper to shot! I hope this becomes a thing.