Wolfgang Fuck was born to Maria Gloop nine months after she was found stuffing a jaeger schnitzel, served in a delightful port and veal stock reduction and wild mushroom compote, into her vagina. Maria married her attendant at the insane asylum, Josef Fuck in 1956, who adopted Wolfgang. Wolfgang had found his calling. At the age of 8 he demanded a complete set of All-Clad cookware for Christmas and when he got an EZ-bake oven instead, he dropped trou, crapped in the oven and created his first Wolfgang Fuck Signature Dish: Wolfenshitzen.
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| - Wolfgang Fuck was born to Maria Gloop nine months after she was found stuffing a jaeger schnitzel, served in a delightful port and veal stock reduction and wild mushroom compote, into her vagina. Maria married her attendant at the insane asylum, Josef Fuck in 1956, who adopted Wolfgang. Wolfgang had found his calling. At the age of 8 he demanded a complete set of All-Clad cookware for Christmas and when he got an EZ-bake oven instead, he dropped trou, crapped in the oven and created his first Wolfgang Fuck Signature Dish: Wolfenshitzen.
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| - Wolfgang Fuck was born to Maria Gloop nine months after she was found stuffing a jaeger schnitzel, served in a delightful port and veal stock reduction and wild mushroom compote, into her vagina. Maria married her attendant at the insane asylum, Josef Fuck in 1956, who adopted Wolfgang. Fuck was a chubby child due to his proximity to food, as his mother sometimes worked under the famous Austrian chef Pierre Knobbutter. While she was busy upstairs working under him, young Wolfgang would hang out in the kitchen with the cooks. Wolfgang and the chef would play a game called "The Final Solution" where the cooks would chase Wolfgang around the kitchen shouting "Here, little piggy! Here, little piggy!" If they caught him they would stuff him into an oven and turn on the heat until he had 2nd degree burns all over his body. Wolfgang had found his calling. At the age of 8 he demanded a complete set of All-Clad cookware for Christmas and when he got an EZ-bake oven instead, he dropped trou, crapped in the oven and created his first Wolfgang Fuck Signature Dish: Wolfenshitzen.
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