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| - Yep, it's difficult to deal with, but this camp is haunted. Some little camper from our "special cabin" drowned a while back while this amazing chick was giving me head. I didn't really hear him, but you guys should've seen this chick, man, I'm telling you. Totally smokin'. Anyways, now the little tyke is a little upset with me, for some reason. As if he wouldn't have done the exact same thing in that situation! Oh, those kids.
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| - Yep, it's difficult to deal with, but this camp is haunted. Some little camper from our "special cabin" drowned a while back while this amazing chick was giving me head. I didn't really hear him, but you guys should've seen this chick, man, I'm telling you. Totally smokin'. Anyways, now the little tyke is a little upset with me, for some reason. As if he wouldn't have done the exact same thing in that situation! Oh, those kids. Anyways, every once in a while, the kid comes by and kills one or two or all of our counselors. Usually he stays away from campers, but remember: smart campers are always prepared. That means getting a will started, or maybe writing to your parents. Don't worry about sounding crazy; we never actually send the letters home. Instead, we hang on to them, forge replies from your parents, and give those to you. Your parents, on the other hand, get letters about how much you love camp. That way, everyone is happy! Happy-happy-happy! That's just how we do things at Lake Spooky: fun-fun-fun, all the time, with no silly fun-killing lawsuits from a few sadsacks to ruin it for everyone else.
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