Porter and I are partners, but... he's wasting that machine. In off hours, I've been using it to predict the outcomes of baseball games, and it's incredibly accurate. Apply such equations to Rapture's markets? This thing is the money-making grail. But Porter... I have heard him feeding it recordings of his dead wife. The fool who wants to turn The Thinker into a "person". I could not imagine a sadder fate for such a perfect machine.