About: Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/The Stallitron V Incident

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In 1979, a group of unwitting guardian units opened the forbidden portal built by Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang before his exile in a vain attempt at controlling the time stream. He had instead built a hellish portal on T-More's Six Pack that may be likened to the Star Gate, but not really, since he didn't want to get sued. He hoped that he could dominate all of creation and then some by using the time machine and trans-dimensional portal to be everywhere at the same time, thus completely creeping people out while also giving himself the majority in many elections.

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rdfs:label	Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/The Stallitron V Incident
rdfs:comment	In 1979, a group of unwitting guardian units opened the forbidden portal built by Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang before his exile in a vain attempt at controlling the time stream. He had instead built a hellish portal on T-More's Six Pack that may be likened to the Star Gate, but not really, since he didn't want to get sued. He hoped that he could dominate all of creation and then some by using the time machine and trans-dimensional portal to be everywhere at the same time, thus completely creeping people out while also giving himself the majority in many elections.
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abstract	In 1979, a group of unwitting guardian units opened the forbidden portal built by Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang before his exile in a vain attempt at controlling the time stream. He had instead built a hellish portal on T-More's Six Pack that may be likened to the Star Gate, but not really, since he didn't want to get sued. He hoped that he could dominate all of creation and then some by using the time machine and trans-dimensional portal to be everywhere at the same time, thus completely creeping people out while also giving himself the majority in many elections. Acker built it into the "front" of Wheeling Jesuit University's Campion/McHugh, a building that functions as the men's dormitory and torture chamber. By disguising the portal as the supposed front door of Campion, few students suspected anything. After all, why shouldn't a building with its own name have a front door? However, the door was used only once- a jar of synthetic PB&J fell out when they powered it up - a sign that was then considered to be a sign of the coming apocalypse and or collapse of the German rubber chicken market. It was sealed until that fateful day and has remained sealed since and is under heavy surveillance by a single unmovable camera. Students are told they can not use the door since it makes more sense to use McHughs front door, but many believe the move was done to better regulate and tax the lacrossetitute traffic coming in and out of the building.

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