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The Darth the Master was a super-cool Sith Overlord with extremely destructive powah. From his home planet of Gallifrey he sent out a Destructor Campaign across the Universe and ultimately to the galaxy. In his lifetime he was renowned for destroying many planets thanks to his powah, especially Earth and Gallifrey (yes he actually destroyed the Time Lords, everyone just rewrote the story so it looked like the Doctor did). The Darth the Master was so cool, he conquered Earth. Also he was much better than his irritating, saddo counterpart, Jedi Master the Doctor. Seriously, everyone hates the Doctor. I mean, even Yoda, the most patient Jedi ever, got bored with the Doctor's constant floods of tears. The Darth the Master was so cool he never, ever cried (just ask me if you think that's a good

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  • The Darth the Master was a super-cool Sith Overlord with extremely destructive powah. From his home planet of Gallifrey he sent out a Destructor Campaign across the Universe and ultimately to the galaxy. In his lifetime he was renowned for destroying many planets thanks to his powah, especially Earth and Gallifrey (yes he actually destroyed the Time Lords, everyone just rewrote the story so it looked like the Doctor did). The Darth the Master was so cool, he conquered Earth. Also he was much better than his irritating, saddo counterpart, Jedi Master the Doctor. Seriously, everyone hates the Doctor. I mean, even Yoda, the most patient Jedi ever, got bored with the Doctor's constant floods of tears. The Darth the Master was so cool he never, ever cried (just ask me if you think that's a good
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  • All of Gallifrey
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  • A SCREWDRIVER!?!?!
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  • Green??
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  • Sith/Time Lords
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  • Able to change at will)
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  • The Darth the Master
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  • Human height
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  • Time Lord/Sith/Human
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  • Too awesome to die
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  • TOO COOL FOR TRAINING
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  • The Darth the Master was a super-cool Sith Overlord with extremely destructive powah. From his home planet of Gallifrey he sent out a Destructor Campaign across the Universe and ultimately to the galaxy. In his lifetime he was renowned for destroying many planets thanks to his powah, especially Earth and Gallifrey (yes he actually destroyed the Time Lords, everyone just rewrote the story so it looked like the Doctor did). The Darth the Master was so cool, he conquered Earth. Also he was much better than his irritating, saddo counterpart, Jedi Master the Doctor. Seriously, everyone hates the Doctor. I mean, even Yoda, the most patient Jedi ever, got bored with the Doctor's constant floods of tears. The Darth the Master was so cool he never, ever cried (just ask me if you think that's a good thing). The Darth the Master conquered Earth, like, a dozen times, before getting bored with it and crushing it to oblivion, proving it doesn't exist.
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