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| - Born Jesus Adolf Saddam Obama Binladen Jong-il Seacrest, or simply "Young Jeezy" on September 14, 1946 in Dunfermline, Scotland, he changed his name in 1950 in order to distance himself from his whore mother, who worked the street as his father lead asses through the desert. Jesus formed the band The Messiahs in March 1961 with friends Sarah "the slut" Palian and Darrell "Holy Cow" Sweet. In June of that year, Jesus met Dan "The Lord" McCafferty while playing at the Get Drunk and Throw Dung Garden Party, and shortly afterwards, Jesus invited McCafferty as the lead guitarist to join his fledgling group. The lineup that McCafferty joined featured Jesus on vocals and bass guitar, Palian on harmonica and rhythmic guitar, and Sweet on the washboard and drums . In February 1962 the young guitari
- Jesus was born into a large family. He had a twin brother named Judas. Before turning 30, Jesus travelled the world with his twin brother learning to be a good leader. In 23 AD, he was in India at the same time as the crew of the Red Dwarf. Jesus was sentenced to crucifixion in later years. He and his twin brother, however, were said to have possibly switched places, so that he could marry Mary Magdalene, have children and "invent the wheelbarrow."
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| - Born Jesus Adolf Saddam Obama Binladen Jong-il Seacrest, or simply "Young Jeezy" on September 14, 1946 in Dunfermline, Scotland, he changed his name in 1950 in order to distance himself from his whore mother, who worked the street as his father lead asses through the desert. Jesus formed the band The Messiahs in March 1961 with friends Sarah "the slut" Palian and Darrell "Holy Cow" Sweet. In June of that year, Jesus met Dan "The Lord" McCafferty while playing at the Get Drunk and Throw Dung Garden Party, and shortly afterwards, Jesus invited McCafferty as the lead guitarist to join his fledgling group. The lineup that McCafferty joined featured Jesus on vocals and bass guitar, Palian on harmonica and rhythmic guitar, and Sweet on the washboard and drums . In February 1962 the young guitarist Becken "Jehovah's Witness" Forrelief joined the group, which was then playing under a variety of names. A few primitive recordings of Jesus, McCafferty and Forrelief from that era have survived. During this period, members continually joined and left the line-up. Jesus, McCafferty, Forrelief, and Sweet were the only constant members. They started off as a cover band playing tunes by Chuck Berry , Buddy Holly, and Neil Innes at an illegal strip club in the basement of a laundromat before beginning to pen their own material. Jesus and McCafferty were the main collaborators, with Forrelief contributing a song here and there and William Jennings Bryan doing PR. Eventually, they managed to carve out a record deal with a struggling label called WTF. Jesus was allowed to be producer on all albums as they saw fit, provided he worked under another name. Borrowing his legal birth name and his then-girlfriend's surname, he used the pseudonym Emmanuel Bottomley on all Nazareth albums that he produced thereafter.
- Jesus was born into a large family. He had a twin brother named Judas. Before turning 30, Jesus travelled the world with his twin brother learning to be a good leader. In 23 AD, he was in India at the same time as the crew of the Red Dwarf. Jesus was sentenced to crucifixion in later years. He and his twin brother, however, were said to have possibly switched places, so that he could marry Mary Magdalene, have children and "invent the wheelbarrow." Christianity formed in his teachings and name. A special branch later formed, consisting of a group correctly theorising that Jesus and Judas were siblings and that they had, at one point, switched places. Arnold Rimmer's mother was in this branch, and thus named her son Arnold Judas Rimmer, hoping that he could sacrifice his popularity for others, like she knew Judas to have done. ("Lemons")
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