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| - Doctor Ura Jerk, alias Doctor Arca Tect, was an Arkanian pureblood male and a mad scientist. He believed he could take over the galaxy by harnessing the powers of the Lost Beaver of Korriban. Although most Arkanian mad scientists were bioengineers, Jerk instead tinkered in experimental applications of droid engineering. Shortly after the end of the Clone Wars, he sought the Lost Beaver's rumored tomb in the Valley of the Dark Lords on Korriban. He received instructions to the tomb's location from Sector Ranger Brad. At the tomb, he located the Lost Beaver. The Force Spirit of the Beaver claimed it could be brought back to life using the forgotten and rare element of Forciarium. It sent Dr. Jerk out to find some Forciarium. Within seconds, he overheard the voice of Dr. Tyneir Renz, claiming to have discovered some Forciarium. Jerk clumsily tailed Renz back to his rental cabin. Lurking outside the cabin, Renz observed two Givin, Tim and Sue, disguising themselves as Mandalorians. The two Givin then entered the Renzes' rental cabin. Seeking to infiltrate the cabin himself, Ura decided to disguise himself as a lost honeymooner. Using scraps from four different types of droids, he created a roughly humanoid "bride" he named Robotta. Ura introduced himself as Arca Tect, claiming to be an insane bioengineer to pass himself off as a typical Arkanian and avoid rousing suspicion. He told the Renzes that he had made his wife by combining the DNA of four types of animals: a spitnast, a Rigelian tele dog, a sea poogle, a gobbitch, and a periphery serpent. Dr. Renz pointed out that those were actually five different animals but did not pretended not to notice Robotta was obviously a droid, hoping Tect in turn would not notice that Renz's wife Betty was also a droid. The Renzes, the "Tects," and the "Mandalorian" couple Tim and Sue then sat down for a dinner. Unfortunately, attempting to digest food for organics caused Robotta's head to blow off her neck and fly through the cabin's roof. Ura dismissed it as honeymoon jitters. When Sector Ranger Brad came to the cabin, he initially ID'ed "Arca Tect" as Ura Jerk, but Jerk managed to convince him that all Arkanian mad scientists looked alike. Ura was able to get Robotta into tricking Dr. Renz into bringing some Forciarium to the tomb of the Lost Beaver. The Lost Beaver's Spirit reanimated his skeletal corpse and assembled an army of vampire beavers to conquer the galaxy. Ura and Robotta then captured Tim and Sue, and prepared to sacrifice Sue to the Lost Beaver's thirst for blood. However, Betty was able to lure a math-breathing dragon to the tomb of the Lost Beaver. Believing he had been betrayed, the Lost Beaver then attacked Ura and sucked all of the blood out of his body.
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