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Mr Potato Head, often refered to by his stage name, Bill Bailey, was first discovered in North Korea and was initially believed to be some form of nuclear weapon. He was later brought up as a pet and trained by Alan Hansen in the art of playing shitty musical intruments. The Proffessor's downfall came when he was volunteered by his beloved wife for a prototype teleportation scheme sponsered by a cider company which cannot be mentioned for legal reasons (Tauton Cider). When he was put in the teleportation pod Peter Stringfellow accidently got in with him. Their DNA got shuffled about and the result was what we now know as Bill Bailey. Since then, he has become an established comedian after he was discovered in a back alley singing to a bag of turnips using a guitar he had fashioned out of t

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  • Mr Potato Head, often refered to by his stage name, Bill Bailey, was first discovered in North Korea and was initially believed to be some form of nuclear weapon. He was later brought up as a pet and trained by Alan Hansen in the art of playing shitty musical intruments. The Proffessor's downfall came when he was volunteered by his beloved wife for a prototype teleportation scheme sponsered by a cider company which cannot be mentioned for legal reasons (Tauton Cider). When he was put in the teleportation pod Peter Stringfellow accidently got in with him. Their DNA got shuffled about and the result was what we now know as Bill Bailey. Since then, he has become an established comedian after he was discovered in a back alley singing to a bag of turnips using a guitar he had fashioned out of t
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  • Mr Potato Head, often refered to by his stage name, Bill Bailey, was first discovered in North Korea and was initially believed to be some form of nuclear weapon. He was later brought up as a pet and trained by Alan Hansen in the art of playing shitty musical intruments. The Proffessor's downfall came when he was volunteered by his beloved wife for a prototype teleportation scheme sponsered by a cider company which cannot be mentioned for legal reasons (Tauton Cider). When he was put in the teleportation pod Peter Stringfellow accidently got in with him. Their DNA got shuffled about and the result was what we now know as Bill Bailey. Since then, he has become an established comedian after he was discovered in a back alley singing to a bag of turnips using a guitar he had fashioned out of those carboard things you get with new shirts. With extensive treatment, he has managed to shrug off most of the Stringfellow personality traits, although he will occaisionally shout "No Trainers!" for no apparent reason. Although initially discouraged by Mark's transformation, Hogan took solace in Bill's success and was inspired to go on to invent Phil Collins, who was less well received. Bailey is known for his stand up routines which usually consists of him boasting his musical skills and using instruments on stage to make people laugh, albeit with no success. It is suspected that he has a German twin, known as Bill von Bailey, who secretly replaces him to perform German versions of popular musical ditties such as the Hokey Kokey.
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