Mr Potato Head, often refered to by his stage name, Bill Bailey, was first discovered in North Korea and was initially believed to be some form of nuclear weapon. He was later brought up as a pet and trained by Alan Hansen in the art of playing shitty musical intruments. The Proffessor's downfall came when he was volunteered by his beloved wife for a prototype teleportation scheme sponsered by a cider company which cannot be mentioned for legal reasons (Tauton Cider). When he was put in the teleportation pod Peter Stringfellow accidently got in with him. Their DNA got shuffled about and the result was what we now know as Bill Bailey. Since then, he has become an established comedian after he was discovered in a back alley singing to a bag of turnips using a guitar he had fashioned out of t
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