Top Ten Reasons Hillary Won't Be Invited Back to Sesame StreetOctober 15, 1993 10) Announced government plans to rid the nation of talking frogs by 1996 9) Asked if she could spell "cat", she snapped "I'm a Yale graduate, you felt-faced freak!" 8) Two words: "puppet tax" 7) Mistook Oscar the Grouch for a rat; beat him to death with a rake 6) Insisted on wearing totally inappropriate cone bra 5) She squeezed Big Bird a little too hard during health care "turn your head and cough segment." 4) Demanded dressing room fridge be stocked with malt liquor 3) Told behind-the-scenes puppeteers: "That's pretty much how I handle Bill." 2) She pulled one of those Ted Danson deals. 1) Kept saying "Where the hell's Barney?"
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| - Top Ten Reasons Hillary Won't Be Invited Back to Sesame StreetOctober 15, 1993 10) Announced government plans to rid the nation of talking frogs by 1996 9) Asked if she could spell "cat", she snapped "I'm a Yale graduate, you felt-faced freak!" 8) Two words: "puppet tax" 7) Mistook Oscar the Grouch for a rat; beat him to death with a rake 6) Insisted on wearing totally inappropriate cone bra 5) She squeezed Big Bird a little too hard during health care "turn your head and cough segment." 4) Demanded dressing room fridge be stocked with malt liquor 3) Told behind-the-scenes puppeteers: "That's pretty much how I handle Bill." 2) She pulled one of those Ted Danson deals. 1) Kept saying "Where the hell's Barney?" Top Ten Changes They're Making To Sesame StreetNovember 16, 1998 10) Steinbrenner buys neighborhood and moves it to Jersey 9) In a very special episode, Grover develops a severe case of static cling 8) Instead of the letter "B," show now brought to you by Budweiser 7) Oscar the Grouch has new roommate in garbage can: Tony the Mob Corpse 6) Bert dumps Ernie for a massage therapist named Rico 5) Bill Gates comes on to teach kids the number 55 billion 4) You know that counting Vampire? He and Buffy start getting it on! 3) Newest furry creature -- Willie Nelson 2) Big Bird launches rap career -- changes name to Notorious B.I.G.B.I.R.D. 1) Goodbye Jimmy Smits -- hello Rick Schroeder Top Ten Ways The Muppets Can Appeal To Today's TeensJuly 20, 1999 10) Sexually curious Gonzo sticks nose in warm apple pie 9) Introduce new Muppet -- Notorious B.I.G. Bird 8) Sesame Street episodes now sponsored by the number 3 and Colt 45 7) Rumble scene with cast of South Park where Gonzo shanks Cartman 6) Goodbye singing, dancing and hugging -- hello drinking, fighting and smoking 5) Cookie Monster writes tell-all book about his struggles with eating disorder 4) New fuzzy purple Muppet named "Ritalin" 3) Kermit gets "thug life" tattoo on chest 2) Scooter openly complains about the guy with his hand up his ass 1) Kubrick-style orgy scene in Ernie and Bert's bathtub Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sesame StreetMay 7, 2015 10) When the show is not in production, Grover is used as an oven mitt. 9) The earliest Muppets were made from hollowed-out animal carcasses. 8) Each month puppeteers cough up about a pound of lint. 7) 90% of show's profits are funneled to ISIS. 6) Elmo was the first puppet successfully born in captivity. 5) The Count has undiagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. 4) After years of speculation, Bert and Ernie confirmed that they are indeed brothers. 3) Big Bird and his wife sleep in separate cages. 2) Oscar the Grouch slightly nicer since announcing his May 20th retirement. 1) There's also a guy working the puppeteer.
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