Simon Fraser University, commonly referred to as SFU, is the only Canadian university considered by the UN as a location unfit to house about-to-be slaughtered animals or solitarily confined students awaiting torture in the electo-shock room of the Saudi Arabian Military Police Academy's dungeon for torturing students with a "Concentration in Middle East Studies." This longwinded title of unfitness stems from the Red Cross's longwinded criticisms that the school contains more concrete structures per capita than a super-maximum security prison, more Renaissance coffee shops than a downtown Seattle street has Starbucks, compulsory umbrella ownership, has 1st year suicide missions such as finding your course in the RCB or the 4th level of the AQ to weed out the weaker students, and being comp
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| - Simon Fraser University, commonly referred to as SFU, is the only Canadian university considered by the UN as a location unfit to house about-to-be slaughtered animals or solitarily confined students awaiting torture in the electo-shock room of the Saudi Arabian Military Police Academy's dungeon for torturing students with a "Concentration in Middle East Studies." This longwinded title of unfitness stems from the Red Cross's longwinded criticisms that the school contains more concrete structures per capita than a super-maximum security prison, more Renaissance coffee shops than a downtown Seattle street has Starbucks, compulsory umbrella ownership, has 1st year suicide missions such as finding your course in the RCB or the 4th level of the AQ to weed out the weaker students, and being comp
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| - Simon Fraser University, commonly referred to as SFU, is the only Canadian university considered by the UN as a location unfit to house about-to-be slaughtered animals or solitarily confined students awaiting torture in the electo-shock room of the Saudi Arabian Military Police Academy's dungeon for torturing students with a "Concentration in Middle East Studies." This longwinded title of unfitness stems from the Red Cross's longwinded criticisms that the school contains more concrete structures per capita than a super-maximum security prison, more Renaissance coffee shops than a downtown Seattle street has Starbucks, compulsory umbrella ownership, has 1st year suicide missions such as finding your course in the RCB or the 4th level of the AQ to weed out the weaker students, and being completely isolated from all civilization atop a cold and constantly fogged over mountain only accessible by overcrowded public transit travelling at a maximum of 15km/h. These conditions have led the Red Cross to state SFU as the harshest learning environment in the world. The International Association of Economic Planning Counsellors has also seen fit to warn high school students or international students wishing to transfer to SFU that living as a dirt farmer in Africa for four years is a much safer environment than studying at Simon Fraser. The only advantage of Simon Fraser, according to the U.S. military, is that SFU is the only post-secondary institution on the planet that could withstand a 100 Megatonne Nuclear blast due to the sheer amount of reinforced concrete. Growing tensions between the "Simon Fraser Political Action Club Against Animal Testing, Non-Vegans, Staplers and Nuclear Weapons" and the "MIT Club for Testing Nuclear Explosions on Unsuspecting Canadian Universities" may see this advantage realized in the near future.
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