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Some useful information on Satans first town Wisbeckistan. ... A middle eastern town and inland port with a population of about 200,0000 polish in the fenland area of Chavbridgeshire. The "River Nene" runs through the centre of the town and is the main source of sewerage and drinking water. The name of the river is believed to mean "All Foreigners Welcome". Wisbech is also well known for its notorious obesity problem, it is send that 1 in 10 Wisbech citizens gauge out their eyeballs because they can't bear to look at another pregnant 16 year old single Mum.

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  • Some useful information on Satans first town Wisbeckistan. ... A middle eastern town and inland port with a population of about 200,0000 polish in the fenland area of Chavbridgeshire. The "River Nene" runs through the centre of the town and is the main source of sewerage and drinking water. The name of the river is believed to mean "All Foreigners Welcome". Wisbech is also well known for its notorious obesity problem, it is send that 1 in 10 Wisbech citizens gauge out their eyeballs because they can't bear to look at another pregnant 16 year old single Mum.
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  • Some useful information on Satans first town Wisbeckistan. ... A middle eastern town and inland port with a population of about 200,0000 polish in the fenland area of Chavbridgeshire. The "River Nene" runs through the centre of the town and is the main source of sewerage and drinking water. The name of the river is believed to mean "All Foreigners Welcome". Wisbech is also well known for its notorious obesity problem, it is send that 1 in 10 Wisbech citizens gauge out their eyeballs because they can't bear to look at another pregnant 16 year old single Mum. One the best people to come from Wisbech is that person that was on a famous show Robot Wars but then got kicked off as he was found out to be getting it on with Sir Killalot (one of the house robots). This then prompted the special scientists to do special tests on Wisbeckistanies to prove if you have a penis, are you whether you are likely to put your dick in machinery, robots and of course, the common hoover? The results showed positive results to the hypothesis. In 2000, the local inhabitants became known as "Soldiers of Allah" because of their resistance to the infidels, but the name turned to Wisbech a poor town handling illegal immigrants. Wisbech is full of the common "Chavvy" Some "Chavvys" pretend to be hard and claim they are a traveller. When in fact all their parents do is work cleaning the shit in the public toilets. Warning if you do end up in any public toilets in the Wisbech area be careful not to be injected by some heroin junky's used needles. You've been warned! Drugs are another big deal to Wisbech! In fact, before The Queens School became the Thomas Clarkson Community College, it was believed the dinner ladies put smack in the food making them hyped up for there lessons. Women of Wisbech bathe in the glory that they are called 'Swamp Donkeys, Hippocrocadogs and Munterpeeds'. Many can be seen around with 2-3 kids in tow, divorced and blaming their ex partners for their plight!!! Surely it takes 2 to tango!!! Wisbech is twin town with Jalalabad in Afghanistan !
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