About: The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version)

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OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If

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rdfs:label	The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version)
rdfs:comment	OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If
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abstract	OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house and go to the kitchen, perhaps after taking a short break to arouse yourself with the shift.

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