There once was a man, who was completely, and udderly utterly obsessed, with milk... which he called moo moo? The man walked into a diner 5 inches from where I am right now with a 12 gauge googel gauge Dick Cheney gauge Rascal Flats guage shot gun and shot half the people in there. Then he asked where they kept the "moo moo". All the people told him it was in that fridgerator. He screamed at the top of his lungs, "YOUR LIEING TO ME!!! THEY HAVE TO BE IN A SAFE SOMEWHERE!!!". Then he shot every other living thing in the diner, except the cow...
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