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Frank Black was finally incarcerated permanently in 1654, after being convicted of sniffing cocaine off of hookers' asses (also onstage.) The po-po soon flew in, disguised as ninjas, and kicked his ass (again, onstage.) He was revived in 1712 during a "show and tell" segment (on some other stage), his ass kicked once more, and finally shipped to Sweden in a giant banana. During the farewell ceremony, an undisclosed fan attacked the banana with a katana, ate large portions of it, and then recited several paragraphs of The Mexican's Guide to Satan - all for no apparent reason. Before he could be subdued, he killed himself by autoerotic asphyxiation. Black then emerged from the grievously-damaged banana and, in the chaos that ensued, proceeded to throw several of the children in the audience

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rdfs:comment	Frank Black was finally incarcerated permanently in 1654, after being convicted of sniffing cocaine off of hookers' asses (also onstage.) The po-po soon flew in, disguised as ninjas, and kicked his ass (again, onstage.) He was revived in 1712 during a "show and tell" segment (on some other stage), his ass kicked once more, and finally shipped to Sweden in a giant banana. During the farewell ceremony, an undisclosed fan attacked the banana with a katana, ate large portions of it, and then recited several paragraphs of The Mexican's Guide to Satan - all for no apparent reason. Before he could be subdued, he killed himself by autoerotic asphyxiation. Black then emerged from the grievously-damaged banana and, in the chaos that ensued, proceeded to throw several of the children in the audience
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abstract	Frank Black was finally incarcerated permanently in 1654, after being convicted of sniffing cocaine off of hookers' asses (also onstage.) The po-po soon flew in, disguised as ninjas, and kicked his ass (again, onstage.) He was revived in 1712 during a "show and tell" segment (on some other stage), his ass kicked once more, and finally shipped to Sweden in a giant banana. During the farewell ceremony, an undisclosed fan attacked the banana with a katana, ate large portions of it, and then recited several paragraphs of The Mexican's Guide to Satan - all for no apparent reason. Before he could be subdued, he killed himself by autoerotic asphyxiation. Black then emerged from the grievously-damaged banana and, in the chaos that ensued, proceeded to throw several of the children in the audience into a large bag of Fritos, claiming they were "forged in Satan's anus." (The children, not the Fritos, which were still onstage.) This incident later became known as The Great Incoherent Rambling Mess of 1712, and was later immortalized in the hit movie Beaches, starring Hillary Clinton as Frank Black.

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