Dr. Colbert will be taping The Colbert Report from Philadelphia, because: * it was available * it's priced for cable * is he reviving his presidential campaign * beat Richardson, who has to be Stephen's butler for a year * Stephen doesn't want to be president, just the power * no one had heard of many of the people who received The Colbert Bump * Huckabee * Ron Paul * Robert Wexler * now sponsored by Spicy Sweet Chili Cheese Doritos! * Live from Chiladelphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch! * 4 more years in his intestinal tract * spicy and sweet is a ticket Stephen can support! * taste like freedom * he's holding a caucus in his mouth!
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