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Terence P. "Terry" Nutkins (born 12 August 1946 in London, England - Pegged it 6 September 2012) is an English naturist, television presenter, zoophile and author of many novels, and is considered to be an authority on hamburgers and Christmas trees.

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  • Terence P. "Terry" Nutkins (born 12 August 1946 in London, England - Pegged it 6 September 2012) is an English naturist, television presenter, zoophile and author of many novels, and is considered to be an authority on hamburgers and Christmas trees.
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  • Terence P. "Terry" Nutkins (born 12 August 1946 in London, England - Pegged it 6 September 2012) is an English naturist, television presenter, zoophile and author of many novels, and is considered to be an authority on hamburgers and Christmas trees. The Terry Nutkins story is one riddled with tragedy and some loss of digits. Terry was born with the original name of Mr Lambada Lada Love A Murder Ring A Ding Ding I'm A Sexy Thing MXXIV but later changed it under a witness protection scheme in 1962 after testifying in the great court case of Whitechappels of Kelloggs vs The Honey Monster and Snap, Crackle & Pop, whereby the accused were, indeed, accused on the grounds of having sex with Tesco cashiers in one of the well-known high street shop's outlets. After giving evidence, the cereal quartet were sentenced to 12 weeks unpaid work in a carpet factory, something to this day they have never forgiven Nutkins for. After this incident, Nutkins (by then in his 20's), suffered a sudden loss of memory and thought he was the Queen Mother. This was thought to be brought on by his increasing obsession with Michaela Strachan and the popular children's TV series Newsround which hadn't even been invented yet by John Craven.
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