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- WWJD (acronym) 1. an acronym for "What Would Jesus Dispense" (The Immaculate Prescription) WWJD was The Wørd on the March 6, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report. Stephen used it to describe the right of Christian doctors to refuse medical care to patients or the children of patients with tattoos or piercings.
- Although most prominent Christians believe it is sacrilege for one to believe they knew who Jesus was, it is not sacrilege to guess the actions of Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior™. If one is on a bike ride, and witnesses an urban youth shoot his or her friend, one would likely ask What Would Jesus Do? The most likely answer to this question is Get the fuck out of there man, he's packin' heat! However, this is not the Christian Way©, and does not fit God's Plan™; what one should do in this situation is to run out and assist the victim, putting oneself in harm's way. This way, one has no chance of calling the police and an ambulance if one is shot by the urban youth as well. Now, let's pretend you were at church and didn't have any money when the offering plate came by, again you would ask
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| - What Would Jesus Do
- WWJD (acronym) 1. an acronym for "What Would Jesus Dispense" (The Immaculate Prescription) WWJD was The Wørd on the March 6, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report. Stephen used it to describe the right of Christian doctors to refuse medical care to patients or the children of patients with tattoos or piercings.
- Although most prominent Christians believe it is sacrilege for one to believe they knew who Jesus was, it is not sacrilege to guess the actions of Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior™. If one is on a bike ride, and witnesses an urban youth shoot his or her friend, one would likely ask What Would Jesus Do? The most likely answer to this question is Get the fuck out of there man, he's packin' heat! However, this is not the Christian Way©, and does not fit God's Plan™; what one should do in this situation is to run out and assist the victim, putting oneself in harm's way. This way, one has no chance of calling the police and an ambulance if one is shot by the urban youth as well. Now, let's pretend you were at church and didn't have any money when the offering plate came by, again you would ask What Would Jesus Do? And the answer would most likely be something like Just stick your hand in the tin can a wiggle it around a little bit. This, however, is NOT the Christian Way©. If one has no money to give, one must take off one's clothes and put it in the box. There is no shame in being naked, God made you this way. Finally, you receive counterfeit money which you know to be fake. What Would Jesus Do?. The answer is simple. Put it in the collection plate at church. That way you don't offend anyone with your nudity.
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