Jessica Ann Simpson, or better known as Boobs, is greatly loved by the Baby Jesus and Stephen Colbert. Her rise to fame was complete when on her hit show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, she posed the ultimate philosophical question: “is this Chicken or is it Fish?”
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| - Jessica Ann Simpson (ur. 10 lipca 1980 w Abilene, Teksas), amerykańska piosenkarka i aktorka. Córka Joego i Tiny Simpsonów oraz starsza siostra Ashlee Simpson.
- Jessica Ann Simpson, or better known as Boobs, is greatly loved by the Baby Jesus and Stephen Colbert. Her rise to fame was complete when on her hit show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, she posed the ultimate philosophical question: “is this Chicken or is it Fish?”
- Simpson was born in Abilene, Texas. She began singing at her local Baptist church. She auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Club and made it to the finals at the age of twelve. She attended J.J. Pearce High School, but dropped out around the age of sixteen. Simpson signed with Columbia Records in 1998.
- Jessica Ann Simpson (born yesterday), also known as Mrs. Chicken of the sea is an American Hooker from Springfield, well known for having one of the highest IQ's ever recorded for an inbred Alabama hooker that originally got thrown out of the 2nd dimension. "I'd like to talk about pussy with that biologist in Umbrellastan!!" - George Bush. Her musical efforts earned her a Grammy nomination in the category of Best Spoken Word Performance by a Duo or Group, but the award instead went to former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer.
- Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980, in Abilene, Texas) is an American pop singer and actress who rose to fame in the late 1990s. She has achieved seven Billboard Top 40 hits, and has two gold and three multi-platinum RIAA-certified albums. Simpson starred with her then-husband Nick Lachey in the MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. She has also begun working as an actress, and is the older sister of Ashlee Simpson, an internationally successful pop rock singer and actress.
- Jessica Ann Simpson is an American singer, actress and fashion designer. Her debut single, "I Wanna Love You Forever", went to number 5 in the Billboard Hot 100 charts and her debut album Sweet Kisses was also commercially successful, selling over four million copies around the world. Her younger sister, Ashlee, is also a singer. Simpson is married to American footballer Eric Johnson, with whom she has two children. She wrote the song It's A Dog's Life for Oliver and Company:The Series. She provides the singing voice of Sonya Matthews in The Quest for Beasts movie Rise of Babylon.
- Jessica Ann Simpson is an American singer, actress, fashion designer and television personality (1999-present) (born July 10, 1980). Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas. She started the Jessica Simpson Collection in 2005.
- Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, television personality and fashion designer whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas. She's married to her fiance Eric Johnson and in May 1, 2012, Jessica gave birth to their first child, a daughter named Maxwell Drew Johnson.
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| - Jessica Ann Simpson (ur. 10 lipca 1980 w Abilene, Teksas), amerykańska piosenkarka i aktorka. Córka Joego i Tiny Simpsonów oraz starsza siostra Ashlee Simpson.
- Jessica Ann Simpson (born yesterday), also known as Mrs. Chicken of the sea is an American Hooker from Springfield, well known for having one of the highest IQ's ever recorded for an inbred Alabama hooker that originally got thrown out of the 2nd dimension. Jessica was born from the incest relationship of OJ Simpson and spouse Lisa Simpson. She was born deformed because of the circumstances of her conception, horribly disfigured with no yellow skin, no bulging eyes or huge overbite, and an amazing 5 fingers and 5 toes instead of the 4 babies in Springfield are usually born with. This horrified and bewildered the citizens of Springfield to the point that they eventually o dumped her into a trans-dimensional portal, seen in the "Homer³" Simpsons episode (Treehouse of Horror VI), and thusly she arrived into a dumpster in Ventura Canyon Avenue in Sherman Oaks, California. (close to an erotic cakes store). This is why this cartoon of human stupidity lives here now. She was adopted by a couple from Abilene, Texas and was later reunited with her long-lost sister, Ashlee Simpson, also born from a night of Bart-Lisa incestual humping. Subspecies of the Simpsons family. In the dysfunctional family as pictured in the real-life cartoon series, she has the role of misunderstood genie. However, she is generally not considered a cartoon character due to lack of character. She is second in line to the British throne after Bart. She is also believed to have appeared as a rabbit. She has also many awards including the Nobel Peace Prize, which she was awarded for when she cloned herself, she also has been married to Paris Hilton for quite some time now. But the greatest of all, Aaron Kumar the love of her life leaked their sex tape online. The public got a shocking look at Simpsons' tiny miny titty. all the push-up bra and extra padding is not going to help you anymore jessica!!. She is also well-known for her works on biology. Not only did she clear up the Chicken of the Sea conspiracy, she also discovered a new species/mutant of the Buffalo, as well as the invention of a new species know only as the platamupus. She received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her comparisons of fire and ice. She also has had sex with Paris Hilton, countless times, one time they put oil on each other! She even turned into a bitch once when she accidentally drank her own BITCH JUICE. "I'd like to talk about pussy with that biologist in Umbrellastan!!" - George Bush. Her musical efforts earned her a Grammy nomination in the category of Best Spoken Word Performance by a Duo or Group, but the award instead went to former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer. In 2001, Simpson went on the South Park Diet and slimmed down to -68 pounds. This attracted the attention of hip-hop impresario Nick Lachey, formerly of the band 98 Degrees, which had split off from Canned Heat. Simpson and Lachey worked together to create the TV series The Brady Bunch Smile Time Variety Hour with The New Christy Minstrels. The show retroactively became a huge late-'70s hit and the couple rode to fame on a wave of nostalgia. Unfortunately Nick was not intelligent enough for Jessica (being one of the dozen or so smartest people on the planet ensures she can never get too close to any man--and thus remain a slut) so she left him and now lives with a chicken named Tuna. Simpson recently embarked on an ambitious film career, auditioning for every role that had been turned down by Madonna. She finally hit pay dirt with a role as Catherine Bach in the documentary "Daisy Duke: A Story of Hope." The heightened media attention allowed her to take some "time off" from husband Nick and she has been linked romantically with several men/women including pop stars Omarion, Mariah Carey, Senators John Warner, Hillary Clinton and Spider-man. After this she raped Morgan Freeman on the island of Greenland and had a part-dwarf son that she left in a bin. His name is Captain Kurk (seriously!) and works in a brewery south of Parma, Ohio.
- Jessica Ann Simpson is an American singer, actress, fashion designer and television personality (1999-present) (born July 10, 1980). Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas. She started the Jessica Simpson Collection in 2005. Much like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, Simpson was linked with the The Mickey Mouse Club revival (though unlike them she failed the audition) and like them she went blonde and launched her career as a bubblegum pop star. While she enjoyed a reasonably successful career in the late 90's and very early '00's, Simpson never reached the fame or sales of Spears and Aguilera and wasn't really a household name. What did make her a household name was not her music - at least not directly - but the 2003 reality series Newlyweds Nick and Jessica which depicted the married life of Simpson and her then husband Nick Lachey (former member of Boy Band 98 Degrees.) The show displayed Simpson's unconventional view of the world ("Is this chicken I'm eating or is it fish?") and transformed her image from a lovable Britney clone to a walking, talking Dumb Blonde Joke. A famous Dumb Blonde Joke. Since the end of Newlyweds and the break up of her marriage with Lachey, Simpson has continued to alternate between her singing career and acting in films like The Dukes of Hazzard. She also has a mega successful clothing line, the Jessica Simpson collection, which is notable in that it is designed for women, as opposed to runway models.
- Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, television personality and fashion designer whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas. She's married to her fiance Eric Johnson and in May 1, 2012, Jessica gave birth to their first child, a daughter named Maxwell Drew Johnson. In The Simpsons episode The Blue and the Gray, Lisa picks up a magazine with Jessica on it and says aloud, "I wonder how cousin Jessica is doing." This, though probably a joke on the shared last name, implies that Jessica Simpson is the cousin of Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson and the niece of Homer and Marge Simpson.
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