Disney Magic is believed to have first surfaced around 2000 BC in northern Ireland, when the pagan Druids would experiment with large stones and stone by-products. At the time of origin and until the mid 1900s, Disney Magic was known as the Splendid Popping Sickness or the Sugardaddy Killa (the latter was extremely popular during Sparta's 10 year long "gangsta" period). Certain large stones in the area were made of crystallized sugar that had deposited over a long period of time from ancient Jelly treasuries of the powerful Norwhal civilizations under the sea. The curious Druids were believed to have ground up these stones into a fine powder, and huff them through the nostrils, launching them into a sugar high. The effects of this high were, almost without fail, rampant orgies. The mix of
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| - Disney Magic is believed to have first surfaced around 2000 BC in northern Ireland, when the pagan Druids would experiment with large stones and stone by-products. At the time of origin and until the mid 1900s, Disney Magic was known as the Splendid Popping Sickness or the Sugardaddy Killa (the latter was extremely popular during Sparta's 10 year long "gangsta" period). Certain large stones in the area were made of crystallized sugar that had deposited over a long period of time from ancient Jelly treasuries of the powerful Norwhal civilizations under the sea. The curious Druids were believed to have ground up these stones into a fine powder, and huff them through the nostrils, launching them into a sugar high. The effects of this high were, almost without fail, rampant orgies. The mix of
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| - Disney Magic is believed to have first surfaced around 2000 BC in northern Ireland, when the pagan Druids would experiment with large stones and stone by-products. At the time of origin and until the mid 1900s, Disney Magic was known as the Splendid Popping Sickness or the Sugardaddy Killa (the latter was extremely popular during Sparta's 10 year long "gangsta" period). Certain large stones in the area were made of crystallized sugar that had deposited over a long period of time from ancient Jelly treasuries of the powerful Norwhal civilizations under the sea. The curious Druids were believed to have ground up these stones into a fine powder, and huff them through the nostrils, launching them into a sugar high. The effects of this high were, almost without fail, rampant orgies. The mix of the drug, the unprotected sex, the dark spirits residing in the nearby demon villages, and wily teenage time travelers had somehow brought Disney Magic into existence.
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