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The Official Tapler Manual lists seven easy steps for utilizing the Tapler: Read Tapler Manual and understand each step thoroughly, including (but not limited to) this step. Use Tapler(s). Do NOT break Tapler(s). Breaking and/or damaging of Tapler(s) may result in an inability to properly utilize Tapler(s). Do NOT file a lawsuit . Suing us will result in catastrophe. If a green glow emits from the Tapler(s), contact the proper Hazmat authorities. You are done. Stop reading Tapler Manual, until such a time comes that you may need to read it again. Close booklet.

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rdfs:comment	The Official Tapler Manual lists seven easy steps for utilizing the Tapler: <ol> <li> Read Tapler Manual and understand each step thoroughly, including (but not limited to) this step. </li> <li> Use Tapler(s). </li> <li> Do <u>NOT</u> break Tapler(s). Breaking and/or damaging of Tapler(s) may result in an inability to properly utilize Tapler(s). </li> <li> Do <u>NOT</u> file a lawsuit . Suing us <i>will</i> result in catastrophe. </li> <li> If a green glow emits from the Tapler(s), contact the proper Hazmat authorities. </li> <li> You are done. </li> <li> Stop reading Tapler Manual, until such a time comes that you may need to read it again. </li> <li> Close booklet. </li> </ol>
dcterms:subject	Commerce Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn. Disasters Quaint Portmanteau words
abstract	The Official Tapler Manual lists seven easy steps for utilizing the Tapler: <ol> <li> Read Tapler Manual and understand each step thoroughly, including (but not limited to) this step. </li> <li> Use Tapler(s). </li> <li> Do <u>NOT</u> break Tapler(s). Breaking and/or damaging of Tapler(s) may result in an inability to properly utilize Tapler(s). </li> <li> Do <u>NOT</u> file a lawsuit . Suing us <i>will</i> result in catastrophe. </li> <li> If a green glow emits from the Tapler(s), contact the proper Hazmat authorities. </li> <li> You are done. </li> <li> Stop reading Tapler Manual, until such a time comes that you may need to read it again. </li> <li> Close booklet. </li> </ol> Confusion related to Step 6 and 7 has caused many of the manuals to be left ajar, as people have already stopped reading after reading Step 6. People often just used their Taplers to taple the manual closed in a panic, and then never used it again.

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