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After the immense worldwide stupidity that characterized World War I, or as the Germans called it Happyfunundplayinghuhr, the various combatant nations decided to take a breather. Because World War I had been largely characterized by trench warfare, the only ones actually killed were those retarded enough to actually stand up and wave at the opposing machine guns. Their removal from the gene pool wasn't entirely a bad thing, and most people at the time believed the war was doing us all a favor.

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rdfs:comment	After the immense worldwide stupidity that characterized World War I, or as the Germans called it Happyfunundplayinghuhr, the various combatant nations decided to take a breather. Because World War I had been largely characterized by trench warfare, the only ones actually killed were those retarded enough to actually stand up and wave at the opposing machine guns. Their removal from the gene pool wasn't entirely a bad thing, and most people at the time believed the war was doing us all a favor.
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abstract	After the immense worldwide stupidity that characterized World War I, or as the Germans called it Happyfunundplayinghuhr, the various combatant nations decided to take a breather. Because World War I had been largely characterized by trench warfare, the only ones actually killed were those retarded enough to actually stand up and wave at the opposing machine guns. Their removal from the gene pool wasn't entirely a bad thing, and most people at the time believed the war was doing us all a favor. However, despite the fact that the British and American forces were still largely intact, by this time they were ready to invade France themselves, if only to get that high-pitched whining sound out of their heads. The Germans, meanwhile, were up to their armpits in bratwurst and not in danger of running out anytime soon. It was clear nothing was going to break the stalemate. Therefore, in November of 1918 the leader of the opposing sides came together and resolved to decide the war in the only way they knew how. After a brief jerk-off competition, the Kaiser spooged last and therefore had to take responsibility for the war. What emerged in the following months was the worlds first attempt at drafting a universal referendum. Every side proposed their own versions of the treaty and intense negotiations began. Britain submitted that Germany should be forced to pick up the tab for all the tea they drank and the French hotels they stayed in. Russia demanded that Germany eat the cookie. France, in a moment of stunning foresight, realized that this would not be its last war and submitted that next time Germany could at least give it the courtesy of a reach-around. American President Woodrow Wilson came forward with his famous Fourteen Points plan for international reconciliation. Of these points, nine included the words, "mustache ride," three asked to be called "Daddy," and one included the words "mexican stink bug." At the time no one knew what that position was or how it could be attained, so in the end only one point was agreed upon by all parties.

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