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Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.

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  • Cedarburg
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  • Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.
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  • 2.0
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Currency
  • Human Heads
Established
  • 1742(xsd:integer)
  • 1745(xsd:integer)
  • 1845(xsd:integer)
City Name
  • Cedarburg
State
Mayor
dialing code
  • 666(xsd:integer)
Motto
  • "We hate them damn townies!"
Anthem
  • The screaming of small children to the tune of "God Save the Queen"
Opening Hours
  • 4(xsd:integer)
abstract
  • Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.
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