Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.
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| - Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.
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| - Cedarburg is one of Wisconsin's boring cities. Young citizens of this city are limited to activities like stone skipping, rock jumping, crawfish huffing (a relatively hazardous activity), making fun of emo kids, over using narcotics, developing their white-supremacist views, which have been ingrained in them by parents and the local police from birth, and loitering on main street.
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