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Eliot Spitzer (legal name: Client #9) was the former Governor for the state of New York but now is simply Colbert's bitch. He is well known for his good ol' family values, and for being an unrepentant whore monger. Thawed out of ice a mere decade ago, the neanderthal has learned to live a normally corrupt political life, mostly off of kickbacks from the music industry, despite the physically obvious evidence of his disability as a primitive humanoid.

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  • Eliot Spitzer (legal name: Client #9) was the former Governor for the state of New York but now is simply Colbert's bitch. He is well known for his good ol' family values, and for being an unrepentant whore monger. Thawed out of ice a mere decade ago, the neanderthal has learned to live a normally corrupt political life, mostly off of kickbacks from the music industry, despite the physically obvious evidence of his disability as a primitive humanoid.
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  • Eliot Spitzer (legal name: Client #9) was the former Governor for the state of New York but now is simply Colbert's bitch. He is well known for his good ol' family values, and for being an unrepentant whore monger. Thawed out of ice a mere decade ago, the neanderthal has learned to live a normally corrupt political life, mostly off of kickbacks from the music industry, despite the physically obvious evidence of his disability as a primitive humanoid. Brother of Missy, he prefers to be called Sir Eliot. He appeared as a guest on the November 7, 2005 edition of The Colbert Report, where Stephen predicted Spitzer would be elected Governor of the Empire State without even knowing who his opponents would be. That's right, Stephen called it. But more importantly, he was a judge for The Shred Off between Stephen Colbert and Chris Funk of the hyper-literate indie rock band The Decemberists on the December 20, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report. Spitzer has no bias against shredding or contemporary pop music, and he encouraged both Funk and Colbert to Bring The Noise. He is a member and founder of the Pimpin' Politicians Association. His half brother is Rod Blagojevich.
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