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| - No one really knows were Gnesta lies. It's highly speculated that Gnesta doesn't have a constant location, but switches between a couple of places whenever it wants to. What is known about Gnestas location:
* It takes at least 2 hours to fly from Gnesta to the capital of Sweden, Stockholm. That is with a jet plane.
* Gnesta doesn't have any natural resources, but still have access to rotten fruits and second-hand meat. That's why most people think that the gnestians go to any "near" locality that actually have those things.
* Gnestas main population is germans that have been expelled from the real Sweden because their surnames isn't possible to pronounce for real sweds. That's why it's speculated that Gnesta is located in the south of Sweden, near Germany.
* Gnesta have trains. However, the gnestian trains can't go anywhere in the winter, when there is too much snow. That's why it's speculated that Gnesta lies in the north of Sweden, near Eskimo-land.
* Gnesta has a language that reminds slightly of swedish, but not many swedes understand what they say. That's why it is speculated that Gnesta lies either at the west side, near Norway, or the east side, near Finland. Both countries are excellent examples of false languages who nobody understand.
* The currency of Gnesta, gnestapesetas, is worthless outside of Gnesta. The gnestapesetas actually has a negative value, thus the most wealthy man i Gnesta is in debt to every country in the world. Archaeologists says that there is quite a lot of similarities between the currency of Gnesta and the currency that the vikings used. That's why it is speculated that Gnesta is located somewhere in the middle of Sweden, where it haven't had much of a chance to evolve.
* A quite popular rumour is that Gnesta only is a sign next to the road, and nothing more. If you drive onto the road leading into Gnesta you're actually entering a large black hole where Steve Irwin, Aliens and Chocolate rain can be found.
- Gnesta is a locality of about 5500 people on the central coast of Sweden.
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