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| - CNet is the evil Shadow Queen which was resurrected by Grodu-- I mean CJayC. CGrodusC was hoping to get enough power to TAKE OVAH TEH WARLD11!!@!2! and such, but his plan backfired and the Shadow Que-CNet owned him by taking over his site. Oh, and Mario never came, he was too busy doing whatever the hell he does in his little 3d house or whatever the hell he lives in.
- CNet is a Internet corporation, founded by Joseph Ratzinger, secretly Darth Benedict the sixteenth. CNet is the owner of The Internet Republic of GameFAQs, The Internet Republic of GameSpot, The Internet Republic of MP3, The Internet Republic of TVtome and many other countries. CJayC lives inside BethanyM's vagina. There, he heads a colony of centipedes which took over when Duke Nukem Forever was released in the 1800's. Some months later CNet did what they wanted to do, the people named Joseph Ratzinger Pope Benedict XVI, giving him control of the world.
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| - CNet is a Internet corporation, founded by Joseph Ratzinger, secretly Darth Benedict the sixteenth. CNet is the owner of The Internet Republic of GameFAQs, The Internet Republic of GameSpot, The Internet Republic of MP3, The Internet Republic of TVtome and many other countries. It is unknown how CNet managed to buy GameFAQS from Lord CJayC, most people agree that CNet used the Imperius Curse to control the soul of CJayC, CNet then send Lady BethanyM to watch the souless CJayC, that way CNet secretly rules GameFAQs when gamefakers think CJayC still does. In fact, this isn't true. The truth is that CJayC is a pathetic ungrateful sellout who betrayed every promise he ever made to the users who are responsible for the success of his website, and still thinks he can make jokes about it and exuse it by simply saying "Cnet told me to, I'm their bitch and have no free will". CJayC lives inside BethanyM's vagina. There, he heads a colony of centipedes which took over when Duke Nukem Forever was released in the 1800's. Some months later CNet did what they wanted to do, the people named Joseph Ratzinger Pope Benedict XVI, giving him control of the world. Cnet then bought The Internet Republic of TVtome and renamed it the Internet Republic of TV.com thus sucking out all of the fun from the internet. CNet is slowly buying every Internet nation, Internet Scientis expect that on December 23, 2012, the Internet will be renamed The Incestual ASexual Internet Empire of CNet and will being controlled secretly by Darth Benedict the sixteenth, everyone on the Internet and the world will have to use names like cnetslave3775868544 or cnetslave3775868544. Everyone, from tiny children to smelly old men, will be raped one time a day by CNet Sexual Machine and will work with no clothes on but a sign with their numbers. Unfortunately, it's not going to happen because CNet is bought by the Evil Eye
- CNet is the evil Shadow Queen which was resurrected by Grodu-- I mean CJayC. CGrodusC was hoping to get enough power to TAKE OVAH TEH WARLD11!!@!2! and such, but his plan backfired and the Shadow Que-CNet owned him by taking over his site. Oh, and Mario never came, he was too busy doing whatever the hell he does in his little 3d house or whatever the hell he lives in.
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