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Unfortunately, this discovery proved to be useless until crêpes were invented 11 years later by former Canadian prime minister Jean Poutine. Jean Poutine had terrible diarrhea, so now they are outlawed in Canada. In 1865 when President Obama made slavery legal, Aunt Jemima married Mister Dirty. On their honeymoon, they went on a cruise ship with Captain Douchebag. Lil' Niglet was their firstborn child. They also had a son they named 50 Cent. Both children were delivered by the well-known OBGYN, Dr. Bill Cosby, but the family just refers to him as Uncle Bill.

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  • Unfortunately, this discovery proved to be useless until crêpes were invented 11 years later by former Canadian prime minister Jean Poutine. Jean Poutine had terrible diarrhea, so now they are outlawed in Canada. In 1865 when President Obama made slavery legal, Aunt Jemima married Mister Dirty. On their honeymoon, they went on a cruise ship with Captain Douchebag. Lil' Niglet was their firstborn child. They also had a son they named 50 Cent. Both children were delivered by the well-known OBGYN, Dr. Bill Cosby, but the family just refers to him as Uncle Bill.
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  • Unfortunately, this discovery proved to be useless until crêpes were invented 11 years later by former Canadian prime minister Jean Poutine. Jean Poutine had terrible diarrhea, so now they are outlawed in Canada. In 1865 when President Obama made slavery legal, Aunt Jemima married Mister Dirty. On their honeymoon, they went on a cruise ship with Captain Douchebag. Lil' Niglet was their firstborn child. They also had a son they named 50 Cent. Both children were delivered by the well-known OBGYN, Dr. Bill Cosby, but the family just refers to him as Uncle Bill.
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