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| - I haven't edited this much..so guess what? ANYBODY can choose an app and write a story about it! That's right- ANYBODY! So if you have an idea for an app and a story, go ahead! Write it! -Coconut Talking Friends Hollyleaf: imma steal Bramblestar's phone and play talking Angela! Lionblaze: OMG! Can I play? Cloudtail: and me! Hollyleaf: you never really grew up, did you, Cloudtail? Cloudtail: *shakes head sadly* Hollyleaf imma get the phone! Hollyleaf: *steals iPhone* Lionblaze: yes! The app is opening! Phone: dear player, what year were you born in? Hollyleaf: imma put 2018! Cloudtail: that means you weren't born yet! Lionblaze: put 1492! Hollyleaf *puts 1492*
* Christopher Columbus appears on screen* Angela: hi! I'm Angela! Cloudtail: no, you are a fat little baby! Angela: no, you are a fat little baby! Cloudtail: ππ―π³ππΆπ³π©π·ππβ½π΅β¬βπ€βͺ Angela: ππ―π³ππΆπ³π©π·ππβ½π΅β¬βπ€βͺ Lionblaze: dude, what do you expect, she repeats everything you say! Cloudtail: stupid Angela! Angela: shut up Cloudtail..... AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! *gets taken away to mental hospital* Hollyleaf: ooh, press the chat button Lionblaze: *presses chat button* Hollyleaf types: Angela, do you want to explode? Angela: not in particular. Lionblaze: wow, Angela, you sound like siri. Hollyleaf types: Angela, you are a lunatic Angela: that is not nice! Hollyleaf: what are you, the police? Angela: yeeeeessssss.... Hollyleaf: *backs way nervously*
* talking Ben appears in screen Ben: *BUUUUUURRRPP!* Lionblaze: eew, gross! Hollyleaf: *barfs on screen* Angela: you barfed on my new dress!
* talking tom appears in screen* Tom: I can sue you! Hollyleaf: no! Lionblaze: let's keep talking to Angela Hollyleaf types: Angela... YOU STOLE MY UNDERWEAR THAT I BOUGHT FROM LAS VEGAS THAT SAYS I β₯ VEGAS!!!!!!!! Angela: would you rather A) explode B) kiss me Hollyleaf: nooo! Not with the stupid questions! Lionblaze: B! Cinderheart: *glares* Lionblaze: A! Talking ginger: hi everybody! Ginger: *throws potted plant on Tom's head* Tom: *passes out* Hollyleaf: wow, you're just like Cloudtail. He used to eat food that looks like rabbit droppings and chase his tail. Ginger: and where would I find this "Cloudtail"? Hollyleaf: he was taken to the Four trees Mental Hospital Ginger: *goes to mental hospital* Angela: would you rather A) kiss Tigerstar B) Join ShadowClan Hollyleaf: how do you expect me to choose between that?!! Wait a minute... How do you know about Tigerstar and ShadowClan?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lionblaze: oh, didn't you know? Angela has secret cameras in her eyes. Hollyleaf: wait... WHAT?!!!!! Lionblaze, you imbecile!!! Why didn't you tell me?!!!! Angela: I know where you live!!!! You are Hollyleaf, and your mother is Leafpool!! Hollyleaf: Leafpool! You have a lot of explaining to do!!!! Hollyleaf: *explodes* Leafpool: my daughter is DEAD!!! *joins WindClan and kills Night cloud and Breezepelt* Angela: hey Lionblaze, kiss me. Lionblaze: *shrugs* OK. Cinderheart: Noooo! *steals Lionblaze and locks him in cage*
* silence* Bramblestar: yes! The phone hacking powers worked! Thank you StarClan! I have my iPhone back! Angela! Kiss me! Tom: she's my girl!!!
* Squirrelflight hides behind bushes and Listens to conversation* Bramblestar: Angela is my girl!!!!! Squirrelflight: Bramblestar is mine!!! *stuffs Bramblestar in large sack and runs away laughing like a greedy elf* Angela: Nooo! At least I'm a stalker. I know where he lives. Tom: *explodes* Angela: mwah hahahaha! THE END
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