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The Almighty Board of Fourth Wall and Bureau Administration, colloquially The Board or, normally, the Board of Fiction, is a rumored (yet existing) arm of the corporate function of the Bureau of Fiction. Consisting of thirteen immortal, near-Master penguins, or the Boardmen, as some call them, this ancient body maintains, without the use of computers, all levels of fourth wall breaking and sets ceilings for each level.

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  • Board of Fiction
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  • The Almighty Board of Fourth Wall and Bureau Administration, colloquially The Board or, normally, the Board of Fiction, is a rumored (yet existing) arm of the corporate function of the Bureau of Fiction. Consisting of thirteen immortal, near-Master penguins, or the Boardmen, as some call them, this ancient body maintains, without the use of computers, all levels of fourth wall breaking and sets ceilings for each level.
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  • Almighty Board of Level Seven Fourth Wall Administration
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  • Antican, Binary, Octal code, English , Penguinian, Latin
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Members
  • Thirteen Grandmaster Boardmen
Establishment
  • Dawn of time
Headquarters
  • In the back of a floor of the Bureau of Fiction
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  • Dawn of time
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  • The Almighty Board of Fourth Wall and Bureau Administration, colloquially The Board or, normally, the Board of Fiction, is a rumored (yet existing) arm of the corporate function of the Bureau of Fiction. Consisting of thirteen immortal, near-Master penguins, or the Boardmen, as some call them, this ancient body maintains, without the use of computers, all levels of fourth wall breaking and sets ceilings for each level. However, the Boardmen, despite being Level Seven Wall breakers, are in themselves unable to give Fourth Wall powers to others. Rather, this awesome power is curtailed in miles and miles of red tape, and the Board itself can only, with permission from the Masters- namely, the current Director -name one Level Seven bureaucrat to administer powers on their behalf. Said bureaucrat is still shackled by red tape. These miles and miles of red tape prevent Fourth Wall Mary Sues from occurring. The Board is as old as the CPFW universe itself, and it can be found on the lightly used Level Nine, which is currently used by the modern Department of Plot. However, its location was strategically placed in a part of the floor that no creature dares want to venture to, thereby shrouding the Board- and its existence -in corporate urban legends, stories, and overall speculation.
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