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| - Bubs is the handyman around the wonderful world of Homestar Runner. Without doubt, he is, by design, a fraud. But apparently nobody seems to give a dead moose's last shit and the other characters let Bubs swindle them out of countless amounts of money.
- Bubs Concession Stand, also known by its official name, Liberty Enlightening the World, is not really that great. People claim to have bought items, and maybe even iTems, there, but they probably lied. Most of the stuff it (doesn't) sell is a bunch of crazy crap, hence the stand's slogan, "Respect my authoritah!" Bubs used to work here until about like 50 years ago, when his younger cousin Homsar took over the world. Oh yeah, and the concession stand. However, Homsar's powerful armies could not penetrate the large and convienently placed wall that surrounded New Zealand.
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| - Bubs Concession Stand, also known by its official name, Liberty Enlightening the World, is not really that great. People claim to have bought items, and maybe even iTems, there, but they probably lied. Most of the stuff it (doesn't) sell is a bunch of crazy crap, hence the stand's slogan, "Respect my authoritah!" Bubs used to work here until about like 50 years ago, when his younger cousin Homsar took over the world. Oh yeah, and the concession stand. However, Homsar's powerful armies could not penetrate the large and convienently placed wall that surrounded New Zealand. Realizing that they had an advantage, the New Zealandicans swarmed together to form a giant magnifying glass... uh, to hit Homsar with. This was later known as the Battle of Hastings. Regis Philbin was involved somehow, but I forgot how.
- Bubs is the handyman around the wonderful world of Homestar Runner. Without doubt, he is, by design, a fraud. But apparently nobody seems to give a dead moose's last shit and the other characters let Bubs swindle them out of countless amounts of money. Said artifacts are kept hidden away within the catacombs within the stand that Bubs keeps watch over. Except when he isn't. During these times he ventures out to bestow his glory upon those who need it most, or whoever he happens to run into. He (supposedly) can fix anything, cars, TV's, marriages, as pointed out in his character video, a humble self-tribute to Bubs.
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