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So we here in FAN have been watchin' the fireworks lately and saving cash grande on our electricity bill by turning off the nightlights (since everything glows in the dark nowadays). Went through a few storerooms of cheap booze... Gave some local Dung Beetles a hand with clearing out the waste... Polished a few nukes and added some love notes to the other side on the nosecones... Then we went back to watching the canned sunshine get opened. Then the nuke show just seemed to kind of... slow down. Kinda like Pickle walking past a group of midgets. ...nothin. This is their story.

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  • So we here in FAN have been watchin' the fireworks lately and saving cash grande on our electricity bill by turning off the nightlights (since everything glows in the dark nowadays). Went through a few storerooms of cheap booze... Gave some local Dung Beetles a hand with clearing out the waste... Polished a few nukes and added some love notes to the other side on the nosecones... Then we went back to watching the canned sunshine get opened. Then the nuke show just seemed to kind of... slow down. Kinda like Pickle walking past a group of midgets. ...nothin. This is their story.
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  • So we here in FAN have been watchin' the fireworks lately and saving cash grande on our electricity bill by turning off the nightlights (since everything glows in the dark nowadays). Went through a few storerooms of cheap booze... Gave some local Dung Beetles a hand with clearing out the waste... Polished a few nukes and added some love notes to the other side on the nosecones... Then we went back to watching the canned sunshine get opened. Then the nuke show just seemed to kind of... slow down. Kinda like Pickle walking past a group of midgets. First thing that came to mind was to bust out the radio gear and start seein' who was talking. MK was making some puppet jokes. NpO was making some quips about 'New Pilate Order'. TOP was broadcasting some kind of numbers station (or doing their super-advanced economic calculations, couldn't tell), and Fark apparently left the mic on while they started looking at Boobies threads. Then we pointed the antenna towards Pacifica and tuned the scanner... ...nothin. Which is weird. Because most of the time we have to filter that entire band because they won't shut up. I mean seriously won't. Shut. Up. Announcement after announcement after hail storm after 'Francoism' treatise, they keep it going 24/7. Talk about signal pollution. Goes without sayin', the sudden dead zone in Pacifican airwaves kind of left us a might spooked. It got really creepy when we checked the lower freqs, and found a looping broadcast that didn't take long to de-scramble. "Bradzva, Silla, ei Mujdesva, pasz radis Noyd Nochey. Vox Populi." Which apparently, according to our dusty copy of 'Insta-English', means "Brotherhood, Strength, Fortitude - in the face of the Angry Night. Vox Populi". We could have sworn that last part was Latin of some kind, but apparently it just sounds like it. Now we're definitely giving the radio gear a major 'WTF?' look by that point. Around that time, the Servers handed some Kool-Aid around and made an declaration. Usually they just make decisions and NPO makes all the 'Declarations', but I guess they wanted to help make things seem more normal. And thus it was declared: "It's gotta be a friggin' trap. Pass the Jaegermeister." But it is us, and 'us' is FAN, so we had to find out exactly what kind of trap. There was pretty much one unit in FAN that could satisfy our curiosity, and so deep into the Pacifican Targeting Area, we sent the SPAIS - the Special Photography And Intelligence Scouts. This is their story.
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