| ShortSummary
| - The computer club challenge Haruhi to a dodgeball game in the hopes of retrieving their laptops, but Haruhi decides to play a real game of dodgeball. Her reality-altering powers allow all the players to use 100% of their abilities.
- Feeling a little bored on their own, Ryoko and Kimidori discover a present from Yuki to relieve their boredom, which turns out to be a bomb. In order to save Ryoko, Kimidori carries the bomb outside before it explodes. Yuki returns and everyone is alright, although Kimidori is slightly brown.
- Haruhi holds a 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' Spring Festival, in which she dresses Taniguchi as a demon and gives him food while everyone goes outside and celebrates. Yuki traps Ryoko and forces her to dress up in an outfit for Hinamatsuri.
- Kyon is joined by Mikuru, Tsuruya and Yuki, who find a stone that Yuki breaks, releasing a spirit. While trying to figure out how to dig his hole, Kyon is interrupted by Arakawa who "randomly" stops by, and Mori who creates a giant crater. Unable to explain the situation to Haruhi, Kyon takes all the credit.
- Haruhi hosts a talk-show, with Kyon as her guest, but neither can think of anything worthwhile to talk about and keep getting distracted by Mikuru.
- Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki and Tsuruya attend a mall exhibition while Kyon and Koizumi attempt a jigsaw puzzle. Tsuruya fights against one of the show's monsters, who is really Mori, but is inevitably defeated. In the wake of the clash, Kyon and Koizumi's puzzle is ruined, leaving them frozen in place.
- Ryoko scolds Yuki and Kimidori for being so carefree and gets them to help with the cleaning. After it is done, Ryoko becomes curious as to why Kimidori is in a kite, and joins in their fun.
- Using the balloons she got from Kyon, Yuki makes Ryoko a living balloon dog, although its creation is a little horrifying. While having fun with it, Ryoko walks into another trap laid by Yuki, with assistance from the dog, who suddenly talks and calls himself Kimidori.
- Haruhi and Kyon have a small battle involving balloons and blow-guns. However, when Mikuru wanders into the room, she is used as the unwitting victim of a balloon-decorating contest, with Itsuki as the judge. Meanwhile, Yuki finds some extra un-inflated balloons, and decides to take them home.
- Haruhi and Kyon try to decide on a new look for Mikuru, although their figure drawing skills are incredibly bad. Tsuruya helps out, but seemingly, her drawing skills was also incredibly bad due to the influence of Haruhi's powers. Afterwards, Yuki shows Kyon that she has made a dating sim of the SOS brigade, which is surprisingly full of bad ends.
- Mikuru finds the clubroom deserted, with a TV set on the table. Mikuru turns it on, to find she is the audience of a local quiz show, in which Haruhi is the host, and Kyon and Yuki are the contestants. However, Haruhi's attempts of making the quiz more local go a bit too far.
- Curious about the motives of Santa, Haruhi sets Kyon to keep watch for him while everyone else has a Christmas Party. They encounter Taniguchi, who dressed up as Santa to return an unwanted kappa he stole from the computer club. When Haruhi sees him, her powers transform him into what she envisioned Santa to look like and chases him until he is apprehended by Yuki and Tsuruya. He escapes, but returns to normal.
- Haruhi makes arrangements for a cherry blossom viewing party, which basically boils down to everyone having fun while Kyon digs a big hole.
- Haruhi asks for ideas for a screenplay and ends up writing about otaku maid warriors with a month to live fighting to the death, which somehow leads to Kyon exploding.
- After a small half-asleep scuffle with Ryoko, Yuki heads out for a Sunday morning with the SOS Brigade. Ryoko tries to clean the apartment to take her mind off things, but grows upset being stuck inside. Using an umbrella, she manages to try and leave the building, only to return to the apartment when a cat hungrily eyes her.
- Yuki hides Ryōko in a box just before Haruhi, Mikuru, and Tsuruya arrive at the apartment to make Valentine chocolates. Haruhi's plan to create a life-size chocolate version of Mikuru is deemed impossible, so the girls pass the time fashioning chocolate sculptures, with the leftover chocolate used to make truffles . After her visitors leave at the end of the day, Yuki lets Ryōko out of the box, and shares a small chocolate cake with her.
- Haruhi hosts a 'simple and healthy' cooking show, which to her means boiling instant noodles for ridiculous amounts of time. During the commercial, Kyon tries to practice with a katana Yuki had with her, but it ends up being too much for him.
- Ryoko and Kimidori try to pull a prank on Yuki, but she is totally oblivious. While trying to get Kimidori out from under a fridge following one of their attempts, he bursts, devastating Ryoko. It turns out, she had been punk'd by both Yuki and Kimidori.
- Mikuru is shocked to find Yuki playing eroge on her laptop, but she is too embarrassed to tell Kyon about her discovery. Over the course of several days, Kyon notices that the books in the clubroom shelves are gradually being replaced with video games. Meanwhile, Haruhi sees Yuki wearing a different cosplay outfit every day. Later on, Yuki discovers that Ryōko has revived herself, but in a chibi form no larger than a basketball After rescuing the miniature Ryōko from a hungry cat, Yuki allows her to stay at her apartment.
- Valentine's Day is upon the SOS Brigade, and the girls have chocolates for Kyon and Itsuki. However, they have to 'earn' their presents. The two guys leave and return, dressed as hosts in flashy suits and 'handsome' poses, which does nothing but make Mikuru cry.
- Haruhi decides to celebrate Halloween, but knows nothing about the event, using a single image as reference. The group later makes up a Halloween monster using a jack-o'-lantern, a cape, some candles, and several bats placed on an anatomical figure. Sometime later, Yuki takes Ryoko to the supermarket and helps her out in cooking dinner. Ryoko later scolds Yuki for playing games late at night.
- Mikuru informs Kyon of extra outfits found on the clothes rack in the corner. When informed that they belong to Yuki, a small-scale cosplay 'war' breaks out. At the end of the day, Yuki finishes an anime series she has been following, and lends her collection to Kyon. Mikuru grows upset when she sees the lead character of the series is a maid, scaring her into thinking Kyon has a 'maid fetish'. Ryoko is annoyed at how Yuki keeps putting her in baby things, although can't help but fall victim to her idea of fun.
- Kyon first arrives at the clubroom, only to be deafened by Haruhi who is throwing a tantrum because she is bored. Shortly thereafter, Kyon finds Yuki playing an eroge on her laptop with the volume turned up. Kyon provides her with a set of rabbit-shaped headphones to keep the 'questionable sounds' from being heard in the room. Shortly afterwards, Kyon is accosted by Ryōko Asakura who attempts to kill him, but is stopped by Yuki. Before she fully dies, she informs Kyon that there are others who will attempt to kill him only for Kyon to reveal "Yasu is the culprit".
- Haruhi holds a sport contest. When asked to bring 'a barrier to the heart' as part of a scavenger hunt, Kyon brings Koizumi over and tells him 'I love you', causing Haruhi to faint. Taniguchi lags behind in the events while Kyon gets used as a makeshift tug-of-war rope.
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