Matt Sanchez is a well-respected and totally heterosexual former Marine and beloved member of the Republican Party. Liberals spread the rumor that Matt is gay. However, he couldn't help it if gays kept sticking their cocks in his mouth, which happens all the time since Bill Clinton allowed them in the Marines. Matt has been quoted in the Advocate as disliking pornography. It flattens the mind and deadens the soul. A. Not to be confused with Rod Majors, because Ann Coulter would never hang out with a fag.
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