Darth Kesha was born on a small desert world known as Iraq, full of terrorists and evil Al-Qaeda badass motherfuckers. Immediately, after she was born by accident after Saddam Hussein had too much sex with some girl, her family moved to a planet known as Cuba, since they'd rather be surrounded by communists rather than terrorists. At age 10, she ran away from home after having too much sex and decided to join the Sith so she could continue her life as a terrorist and learn the power Force Sex so she could become a sodomite. At the academy, she became a favorite of her fellow Sith because of her ugliness and ability to have very good sex without the use of the Force. Eventually, after Darth Vader realized how good Kesha was at sex, he taught her Force Sex and then partnered her up with Dart
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| - Darth Kesha was born on a small desert world known as Iraq, full of terrorists and evil Al-Qaeda badass motherfuckers. Immediately, after she was born by accident after Saddam Hussein had too much sex with some girl, her family moved to a planet known as Cuba, since they'd rather be surrounded by communists rather than terrorists. At age 10, she ran away from home after having too much sex and decided to join the Sith so she could continue her life as a terrorist and learn the power Force Sex so she could become a sodomite. At the academy, she became a favorite of her fellow Sith because of her ugliness and ability to have very good sex without the use of the Force. Eventually, after Darth Vader realized how good Kesha was at sex, he taught her Force Sex and then partnered her up with Dart
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* Extra pleasure glands
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*Osama Bin Laden
*Adolf Hitler
*Darth Vader
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| - Darth Kesha was born on a small desert world known as Iraq, full of terrorists and evil Al-Qaeda badass motherfuckers. Immediately, after she was born by accident after Saddam Hussein had too much sex with some girl, her family moved to a planet known as Cuba, since they'd rather be surrounded by communists rather than terrorists. At age 10, she ran away from home after having too much sex and decided to join the Sith so she could continue her life as a terrorist and learn the power Force Sex so she could become a sodomite. At the academy, she became a favorite of her fellow Sith because of her ugliness and ability to have very good sex without the use of the Force. Eventually, after Darth Vader realized how good Kesha was at sex, he taught her Force Sex and then partnered her up with Darth Bieber so she could sexually abuse Darth Vader's female enemies and Bieber could sexually abuse Vader's male enemies, since they were both outright homosexuals.
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