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| - Note: This is a comedy fanfiction. Another note:There are going to be grammar mistakes and misspellings in this story on purpose. Please don't come to my talk page and whine about me having bad grammar. IT'S A JOKE. Get over it. If you want to read a serious story, read Macewing.
* Chapter 1 Murk was flying around in the underworld, looking for the tree. Now, Murk here is obsessed with the tree. Here is an example of Murk talking: THE TREE!!!! TREEEE!!!!!!!!! TREEE! Now let's get on with the story.
* THE REAL Chapter 1 Murk was flying around looking for the tree. Over the years in the underworld, Murk became very infamous for being annoying. He has a bounty on his bat head and is being hunted down by other Vampyrum Spectrums. Murk stopped to rest his "tree-quest" at a local bar. HE saw a few Vampyrums reading newspaper. Now here comes the retarded mispellings. "Heh, it's great that silverwing dork, Windu223 gave us these papers," one sed. "LOLZ" said Murk "Teh u noobz want teh look for the treeee!!! lol!!!!" bUT THEN All of a suddin, a lightningg bult came down and sed, "IZ am Windu223 lolz you do not make fun of mi!" lolz" then merk sed "lolz u r a zilverwing dork!!!!" "shut upz murk u r a noob i cud eraze u from teh story u noobs lolz!! ITZ ova 9000!!!!!!!"""" lol Then, all of the other Vampyrum Spectrums ran out of the bar, freaked out...ly. Freaked outly? is that even a word. EH, who cares. Anyway, let's get back to Murk. Murk saw a buetiful greeeen annd borwn theng. It waz teh tree! "THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" cried Murk. He joyfully entered it... and the tree exploded. That's how Murk died. But he is in the underworld, so he can come back to life.
* Chapter tWo Murk was sick of it. He died all the time. HE ALWAYS DIES!!!! "I"M in the undeerworld, i'm dead enough give mi a brake!!!111!!!! Murk tried to go into the tree again...for the 7,000 quadrillionth time. It blew up agin..and reformed. The usual for poor 1 murk. 1: by poor, I mean bat who is in serious need of a hobby. Then, the tree spurt out a notebook. Murk opened it. "It said: LOLZ!!!!! people nemed MURk can't go 2 teh tre!!! u luzer!!! Murk was very offended. I don't even know he even knows hows to pronounce offended. He can't pronounce "the"!! But then again how can he say, "THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" if he can't... eh, what ever. "I Neeed chuck norriz!!!" teh cryied Murk. Tehn a lightnin bult came down and said "U do not speak of chuck nooriz he speaks of u!!!!!" Then Murk was turned to ashes by the lightning bolt. Now I have a question, why are you even reading this story???? I don't think you can take the retardedness anymore! Anyway, let's keep going. Then Murk, (who myteriosly reformed) flew to Vampyrum theatar. "I want 2 direct the mooovieeee!!!1111!!!!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!" Oh dear.....
* Chapta treeee (Chapter tree!! get it?) "O..K merk u can direct a movie" Murk than made a movie in five seconds. Don't even ask how. Murk was energized. He had to much coffee in the directors chair. "Lightz! Camra!! aCTSHUN!!!!11!!" mURK'S "brilliant" movie was a.....Tree. The entire 4-hour long movie was a tree....standing in place. All the bats chased Murk's and blew him up with a tank. "Oh noez!!" said Murk. Murk reformed again. The bats were still chasing him. Then murk had an idea. He went inside the theateer watched teh Exorsist, got freaked out and shoved the angry mob into teh theeeterr!!! The angry mob waz scared to death. "Wowz! I actully haz a braen!!!!"
* Chapteer fuor 'teh lolz" said murk "U noobz LUZE!!!!!!!! LOL! LOL! Teh lolz!!!!111111!!!!! wduyhfqi!
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