About: Kjell Magne Bondevik

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Bondevik is by the way, married to a bum he found on the street, just for the money. Exactly who he is, and where he came from is a little unsure, but later investigation indicates he was born, or rather cloned on the so called "first day" year 0 on the planet Kamino on request from Coruscant Administration. In total there was 90,057 clones, but Kjell Magne is a great fan of plastic surgery and Michael Jackson and has changed his appearance quite a bit. The Playmobil hair still remains though. Believeable sources say that he has not had his tail removed surgically.

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rdfs:label	Kjell Magne Bondevik
rdfs:comment	Bondevik is by the way, married to a bum he found on the street, just for the money. Exactly who he is, and where he came from is a little unsure, but later investigation indicates he was born, or rather cloned on the so called "first day" year 0 on the planet Kamino on request from Coruscant Administration. In total there was 90,057 clones, but Kjell Magne is a great fan of plastic surgery and Michael Jackson and has changed his appearance quite a bit. The Playmobil hair still remains though. Believeable sources say that he has not had his tail removed surgically.
dcterms:subject	People from Norway
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abstract	Bondevik is by the way, married to a bum he found on the street, just for the money. Exactly who he is, and where he came from is a little unsure, but later investigation indicates he was born, or rather cloned on the so called "first day" year 0 on the planet Kamino on request from Coruscant Administration. In total there was 90,057 clones, but Kjell Magne is a great fan of plastic surgery and Michael Jackson and has changed his appearance quite a bit. The Playmobil hair still remains though. Believeable sources say that he has not had his tail removed surgically. During the last election in Norway he forced his way into the position as the prime-minister of Norway, even though his political party, Humane Islamic People-peoples-party of Norway, is a rather small one. People say he have magic powers which always gets him into the positions he wants. This is not the case, he simply whines so much that people simply give in. His real first name is Kjell MANGLE (translated to english as missing, to miss or to be in lack of) due to his lack of vital organs, although they have been substituted with boxes containing extremely dangerous drugs. And his real last name is Bombevik (bomb bay or something like that in English), since he bombed a Norwegian bay during world war two. Adolf Hitler told him to do that, and half of the Norwegians died because of the attack. He never talks face-to-face, afraid to give away his identity, but if you contact Kjell Inge Røkke you can get his telephone number. Recently, he has been deposed from his prime minister position following a military coup led by his hated enemy and rabid communist sympathizer, Jens Stoltenberg. After some time in hiding (underneath a rock), this slight setback has not stopped him from trying to reach his ultimate goal, however, namely becoming the new Jesus Christ. To attain this position, he has founded the "Why Can't Everyone Be As Peaceful, Humble, Statemanslike And Perfect As "I" Center". He is also a well known member of the Norwegian freecarpenter lodge and the Norwegian branch of the Freemasons.

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