A Discordian Tithing Ritual to be performed every payday, or whenever it seems unnecessary. 1.
* Obtain five crisp, new one dollar bills. 2.
* Affix an official-looking Erisian seal to each bill, using a rubber stamp or any other suitable means. 3.
* Select five people at random out of your telephone book. Only accept those faithful who have listed a mailing address, not those damned sinners who leave it unlisted. 4.
* Mail one bill to each person, enclosing it with the below letter, printed on your cabal's official letterhead: 5.
* We suggest that you get in the habit of using the activation phrase publicly at every opportunity. Eris just might have a present for you.
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| - A Discordian Tithing Ritual to be performed every payday, or whenever it seems unnecessary. 1.
* Obtain five crisp, new one dollar bills. 2.
* Affix an official-looking Erisian seal to each bill, using a rubber stamp or any other suitable means. 3.
* Select five people at random out of your telephone book. Only accept those faithful who have listed a mailing address, not those damned sinners who leave it unlisted. 4.
* Mail one bill to each person, enclosing it with the below letter, printed on your cabal's official letterhead: 5.
* We suggest that you get in the habit of using the activation phrase publicly at every opportunity. Eris just might have a present for you.
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| - A Discordian Tithing Ritual to be performed every payday, or whenever it seems unnecessary. 1.
* Obtain five crisp, new one dollar bills. 2.
* Affix an official-looking Erisian seal to each bill, using a rubber stamp or any other suitable means. 3.
* Select five people at random out of your telephone book. Only accept those faithful who have listed a mailing address, not those damned sinners who leave it unlisted. 4.
* Mail one bill to each person, enclosing it with the below letter, printed on your cabal's official letterhead: 5.
* We suggest that you get in the habit of using the activation phrase publicly at every opportunity. Eris just might have a present for you. This ritual leverages the profound power of money to sow eristic seeds into the population. Even if the recipient ignores the letter and spends the dollar, the markings on the bill will continue to radiate eristic vibrations on their own. You can't lose. (Assuming you don't get arrested for defacement of currency.)
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