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Stephenson Scholarship Hall, sometimes spelled, Steevensun Skallurship Haul, is a residence hall located on the campus of the University of Kansas. Founded in 1952 by Louis Stephens of Even Stephens fame, Stephenson is famous for having the lowest G.P.A. possible for a residence hall at -5.86776765.12. Stephenson, while founded in 1952, is still very much under construction that contractors say may last until the year 2525, or until the University of Kansas finally realizes that Stephenson seceded from the University in 1964. Residents of Stephenson are called "Lylemen" which is short for the more grammatically correct "Lylemendudesguys." The criteria for being accepted into Stephenson include: Two thumbs, Motor Skills, Having the lyrics to Will Smith's "Miami" memorized, underwear, symmet

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  • Stephenson Scholarship Hall, sometimes spelled, Steevensun Skallurship Haul, is a residence hall located on the campus of the University of Kansas. Founded in 1952 by Louis Stephens of Even Stephens fame, Stephenson is famous for having the lowest G.P.A. possible for a residence hall at -5.86776765.12. Stephenson, while founded in 1952, is still very much under construction that contractors say may last until the year 2525, or until the University of Kansas finally realizes that Stephenson seceded from the University in 1964. Residents of Stephenson are called "Lylemen" which is short for the more grammatically correct "Lylemendudesguys." The criteria for being accepted into Stephenson include: Two thumbs, Motor Skills, Having the lyrics to Will Smith's "Miami" memorized, underwear, symmet
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  • Stephenson Scholarship Hall, sometimes spelled, Steevensun Skallurship Haul, is a residence hall located on the campus of the University of Kansas. Founded in 1952 by Louis Stephens of Even Stephens fame, Stephenson is famous for having the lowest G.P.A. possible for a residence hall at -5.86776765.12. Stephenson, while founded in 1952, is still very much under construction that contractors say may last until the year 2525, or until the University of Kansas finally realizes that Stephenson seceded from the University in 1964. Residents of Stephenson are called "Lylemen" which is short for the more grammatically correct "Lylemendudesguys." The criteria for being accepted into Stephenson include: Two thumbs, Motor Skills, Having the lyrics to Will Smith's "Miami" memorized, underwear, symmetry along the y-axis, and a passion for fashion. "Lylemen" are noted for being able to breathe whilst submersed in jello. Another facet of life in Stephenson are "shifts." Shifts are chores that are shared by the housemates and include: Dinner Cook, Lunch Cook, Dane Cook, Shower Cleaner, Vomit Re-arranger, Ogi Washer, Ogi Waxer, Ogi's punching bag, The guy who runs up and down the halls spraying aerosol scent cans to cover up the smell of marijuana on the third floor, Turkey baster, and floor mopper/sweeper/humper.
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