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The Ek-sen-trik Discordians release false and sometimes frivolous information about their "disorganization" to thwart investigators. One such report deals with the location of their headquarters: Our secret headquarters are in the navel of the belly of Saint The Mary, 8.537 inches (21.68398 cm) north of her lower naughty bits. You can find us easily, assuming you can find The Mary. Being the only independent Discordian intelligence agency in Mary's navel, we report directly to the Director of the Illuminaughty, Pee-wee Herman. Another report, while also fallacious, seems closer to the truth.

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  • Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
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  • The Ek-sen-trik Discordians release false and sometimes frivolous information about their "disorganization" to thwart investigators. One such report deals with the location of their headquarters: Our secret headquarters are in the navel of the belly of Saint The Mary, 8.537 inches (21.68398 cm) north of her lower naughty bits. You can find us easily, assuming you can find The Mary. Being the only independent Discordian intelligence agency in Mary's navel, we report directly to the Director of the Illuminaughty, Pee-wee Herman. Another report, while also fallacious, seems closer to the truth.
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  • The Ek-sen-trik Discordians release false and sometimes frivolous information about their "disorganization" to thwart investigators. One such report deals with the location of their headquarters: Our secret headquarters are in the navel of the belly of Saint The Mary, 8.537 inches (21.68398 cm) north of her lower naughty bits. You can find us easily, assuming you can find The Mary. Being the only independent Discordian intelligence agency in Mary's navel, we report directly to the Director of the Illuminaughty, Pee-wee Herman. Another report, while also fallacious, seems closer to the truth. The D & D of the ECG has five traditional--no, three traditional--principal activities. These are gathering undergarments from foreign governmental leaders, corporation heads, and individuals; analyzing that underwear, along with intimate apparel gathered by other Erisian intelligence agencies, in order to provide international assessment to senior underwear-makers; and, upon the request of the Goddess of Discord, carrying out or overseeing covert undercover activities and some tactical operations by its own members, usually involving underwear and lemons or whipped cream. We can, for example, exert foreign political influence through our tactical divisions, such as the Mind Modulation Division and the Special Activities Division which plans raves and orgies.
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